Watched the first 6 minutes of Spirited (2022) and it made me want to nuke the USA. All parties involved deserve the death penalty.
Terrifier 2, stupid throwback slasher flick with some fun over the top kills. Not bad for an 84 minute movie, unfortunately it's 138 minutes long and believes it's a clever arthouse movie. It certainly isn't.
Three thousand years of longing. Really wanted to like this, but turns out I just didn't care about any of it. Nice enough for what it is I guess. I'm way too cynical to buy into this.
Vesper. Some neat designs and stuff, predictable. Doesn't really go anywhere interesting.
Hellraiser 2022, it's pretty bad, but I like these shits. Probably in the top three of a (unfortunately) pretty arse movie series with great antagonists.
The Fly. Great stuff.
The Raid. Great stuff.
Red Road. Great stuff.
Happiness. Great stuff.
Prey. Top three film with predators in it, which isn't really saying much.
Out of sight. Good soundtrack, my favourite j-lo movie.
Involuntary. Great stuff.
Triangle of sadness. I lol'd. A bit too on the nose I guess, but it was fun.
Disney's Pinocchio (2022) Shit and piss.
The cursed. Seemed like an allright werewolf variant, but I tapped out because I got bored with it. I'll probably finish it some day.
Us. I actually liked this.
Nope. I actually liked this.
Werewolf by Night. I actually liked this.
Flesh+blood. Great stuff.
Burnt offerings. Apt description.
Invaders from mars (86). I understand why I loved this as a kid, but it doesn't really hold up. Great practical effects though.
Skinamarink. Super duper grungy footage of some kids wandering aimlessly around one of those cheaply built US middle class homes, with no way of escaping and everything seems off. Unexpectedly disturbing. Not a single shit happens. I guess I liked it, but also I never want to see that again.
Smile. It was kind of cool untill they stopped showing any restraint at all and it turned into a very goofy bore.
V/H/S/99. Another bad anthology. Demons/Hell segment was pretty fun.
Deadstream. Found footage/livestreamer horror movie by the people from the fun segment in vhs99. This was also pretty fun, and also a bit spooky, l until I lost interest about halfway through. Fine.
Crimes of the future. I was into it.
Resident Evil: Welcome to raccoon, shitty (2022).
The Northman. Took itself way too seriously for something as goofy as this is. Still has some stuff to enjoy. Valhalla Rising is about a million times better if you're into artsy violent topless Viking lads.
The Sadness. Well wow, ok sure. Yeah. That sure is some stuff.
Crank 1&2, lol. I can't hate this. 1000 testosterone filled penises/movie.
Chip n dale rescue rangers. Absolute brain rot. It's just an on screen excretion of pop culture references you look at and think hey I know what that is and I guess that makes some people feel good but I get angry and I'm sorry.
Murina. Sometimes it feels good watching an European drama film in a language you don't hear too often. People have relationships and interactions, some of them even behave like real people. This is definitely one of those.
Razzen Nest. It's amateur hour horror podcast, with some ok images and I kind of hated it for the longest time, but it won me over. Despite everything. Can't really recommend it.
Blue Velvet. Great stuff.
I've watched so much shit lately. This is what I remembered, which is probably just a fraction. Thank you.