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did you scramble its brains, then queef it out??

 

I really didn't have to contend with that. It must have found out who the dad was and "took care of itself" before it had to deal with me.

 

To be fair if it hadn't taken the easy way out it would have been taken care of one way or another.

 

Sneaks, some things are better left unsaid.

 

NO U

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Bleurgh. I thought this was gonna be one of those threads about when, like, yr mates hook up and get married and start breeding and then they keep trying to get you to look at their ultrasounds like all SQUEEEE ISN'T IT CUET like, erm, no, sorry, it's a squidgy ball of cells that's currently parasiting on your uterus. I do NOT want to look at that on your MySpace or whatevers.

 

Yup. Maternal instinct. They clearly left that one out when I was built.

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I really didn't have to contend with that. It must have found out who the dad was and "took care of itself" before it had to deal with me.

 

To be fair if it hadn't taken the easy way out it would have been taken care of one way or another.

 

 

lol

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To be fair if it hadn't taken the easy way out it would have been taken care of one way or another.

 

 

That's okay, you can always just make another one

 

lololololololol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Hello, is this university of

colorado biology department?

 

Great, i understand you're

currently doing research

 

On stem cells.

 

Cool, because i'm currently

in possession

 

Of some aborted fetuses

i'm looking to unload.

 

How much do you pay?

 

No, no, come on,

i got a guy in cleveland

 

Who's gonna give me

$80 a pound right now.

 

How about 100?

 

You're breaking my balls,

i'll think about it.

 

 

Bos-Nad medical group?

...

 

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i've got "4-d" scans of my son when he was being scanned from the 1st to 5th moth on VHS... i'm waiting for my wife to convert them to dvd so i can make a movie in iMovie... i am so happy and elated to be a part of helping to create life.

 

i began to think troon was going to open a diatribe on abortion, but it seems not.

 

my sons b'day is coming up, the day after valentine's day. we were hoping he was going to be a valentines baby, but w/e he's much more special than that.

 

but when i saw the pic of of the embrio (fuck the spellcheck), i started thinking about abortion...

 

all i have to say is, ... nothing

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i've got "4-d" scans of my son when he was being scanned from the 1st to 5th moth on VHS... i'm waiting for my wife to convert them to dvd so i can make a movie in iMovie... i am so happy and elated to be a part of helping to create life.

 

i began to think troon was going to open a diatribe on abortion, but it seems not.

 

my sons b'day is coming up, the day after valentine's day. we were hoping he was going to be a valentines baby, but w/e he's much more special than that.

 

but when i saw the pic of of the embrio (fuck the spellcheck), i started thinking about abortion...

 

all i have to say is, ... nothing

 

i think you said it all.

 

i really enjoyed what you wrote, thank you.

 

...and happy birthday to your son :smile:

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