chenGOD Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 A sad fact of life is that jesus never had a sword fight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tht tne Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 arguing with christians is one of the most pointless things i can think of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 if i picture him in a combat situation, a whip seems to work. Fuck! Imagine Jesus on skates with a whip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 saz band Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tht tne Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 but many christians are usually just as willing to argue as nonchristians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted April 2, 2010 Author Share Posted April 2, 2010 I don't give a fuck if it's been posted once before in some obscure thread.In fact I don't give a fuck if it was its own thread. Being posted once before does not make something jazz band. Fucking people here. oh and I agree with tht tne, it is pointless. It can however produce humorous results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tht tne Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 rasta believe that a flower that grew on david's grave was cannabis... i may have to read that part of the bible again but i don't think that's biblical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 I don't give a fuck if it's been posted once before in some obscure thread.In fact I don't give a fuck if it was its own thread. Being posted once before does not make something jazz band. Fucking people here. oh and I agree with tht tne, it is pointless. It can however produce humorous results. Why do people get so upset when it's pointed out to them that they're sad arse jazz posters, forever doomed to unfashionably dig up the bones of long dead thread topics. I just don't understand it. ;-p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 My 666th post is on a Jesus thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Backson Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 I don't give a fuck if it's been posted once before in some obscure thread.In fact I don't give a fuck if it was its own thread. Being posted once before does not make something jazz band. Fucking people here. oh and I agree with tht tne, it is pointless. It can however produce humorous results. Why do people get so upset when it's pointed out to them that they're sad arse jazz posters, forever doomed to unfashionably dig up the bones of long dead thread topics. I just don't understand it. ;-p well played sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Darryl. The kind of friend Jesus would have. While preaching is not allowed in Australian public schools, it is apparently fine to replace school counsellors with 'Christian Volunteers' such as Darryl. A few years ago, the government realised that they could hand over school counselling roles to a willing Christian church without having to pay for the privilege. Now almost half of Australian public schools have a Christian volunteer as a full time member of the school community with parents having no direct control of how much their children are exposed to from site I take issue with this, they had a compulsory religious class every week when i was at school. It included priests from all the major faiths, you know Anglican, Catholic, Assemblies of God. heh. Of course i never attended these sessions, being the dirty non believer that i am and was brought up to be. But that left me the only one in a class by myself. for an hour. And i am given to understand that they still happen nowadays, I'll ask my sister, she's a teacher. anyway that fake/joke site is incorrect. We do let the priests into our Public school system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Good luck, the PM is a famous religious nutbag, and the opposition leader even more so. Although schools are a state based thing aren't they, prob. better to look up action groups/civil liberties sites and see how they've been fighting the matter. Then attending the rallies on the lookout for hot like minded yummy girls. sorry that's it, i have to sleep now, too far gone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 jazz but david thorne is the best living troll so excusable http://www.27bslash6.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 i think i'd take him more seriously if he owned a broad sword, AND KICKED FUCKING ASS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted April 2, 2010 Author Share Posted April 2, 2010 because delet...one previous post does not equal jazz. Have you all forgotten how the fuck the meme started? Repeated posts. Repeated. many many times. Plus the meme is retarded and it needs to die.a violent quick death. Happy Easter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 I thought it was pretty obvious that I was just using the opportunity to make an incredibly stupid pun, chenGOD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 hahaha @ at it all ;-] *-hands out chocolate filled with peace love and M&Ms-* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pylonbitch Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 jesus was way cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q27 Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 Whoa! I forgot all about that site! Everything I've read has been gold. Time to read mo'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 i particularly like 'grubby tenant': http://www.27bslash6.com/grubby.html man, david thorne is a dick lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 jesus was way cool. Everybody liked Jesus Everybody wanted to hang out with him Anything he wanted to do, he did He turned water into wine And if he wanted to He could have turned wheat into marijuana Or sugar into cocaine Or vitamin pills into amphetamines He walked on the water And swam on the land He would tell these stories And people would listen He was really cool If you were blind or lame You just went to Jesus And he would put his hands on you And you would be healed That's so cool He could've played guitar better than Hendrix He could've told the future He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky He could've danced better than Barishnikov Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of Jesus was way cool He told people to eat his body and drink his blood That's so cool Jesus was so cool But then some people got jealous of how cool he was So they killed him But then he rose from the dead He rose from the dead, danced around Then went up to heaven I mean, that's so cool Jesus was way cool No wonder there are so many Christians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hautlle Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 rasta believe that a flower that grew on david's grave was cannabis... i may have to read that part of the bible again but i don't think that's biblical That was Solomons grave, not Davids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 I think it is possible this guy is the worlds most troll... I think we need an epic poll for the worlds most troll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted April 3, 2010 Author Share Posted April 3, 2010 He truly is a dick.lol http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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