jeremymacgregor87 Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 I am terrified of grasshoppers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jeremymacgregor87 Posted April 18, 2010 Author Share Posted April 18, 2010 arrgh get it away! I was cleaning my apartment a week ago in preparation for moving out, when I discovered this big fucker. However, it foolishly decided to hide out on the corner of my window, which I promptly closed, encasing it between two sheets of glass. die fucking trapped grasshopper die die die! *smothers in deodorant in lieu of insect spray* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 I'm scared of most bugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted April 18, 2010 Author Share Posted April 18, 2010 it's the sudden jumping that freaks me out the most. There was a locust plague infestation/swarm in my state a week ago... made me realise that would be the most terrifying thing ever how could you kill the poor thing? not cool man I draw the line at grasshoppers (and some spiders) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spittal Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 it's the sudden jumping that freaks me out the most. There was a locust plague infestation/swarm in my state a week ago... made me realise that would be the most terrifying thing ever how could you kill the poor thing? not cool man I draw the line at grasshoppers (and some spiders) Aw... Dude. There was this spider in my bathtub the other day, when I was trying to take a shower... it was like the size of my hand. revolting.... so I just turned on the shower and watched it have fun! It was so big it wouldn't fit down the drain, so I poked it down with a stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptowndevil Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 but they are so friendly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted April 18, 2010 Author Share Posted April 18, 2010 Aw... Dude. There was this spider in my bathtub the other day, when I was trying to take a shower... it was like the size of my hand. revolting.... so I just turned on the shower and watched it have fun! It was so big it wouldn't fit down the drain, so I poked it down with a stick. Desperate insect whirlpool is brilliant, topped only by squirting them with a soap dispenser but they are so friendly FUCK THIS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spittal Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 Aw... Dude. There was this spider in my bathtub the other day, when I was trying to take a shower... it was like the size of my hand. revolting.... so I just turned on the shower and watched it have fun! It was so big it wouldn't fit down the drain, so I poked it down with a stick. Desperate insect whirlpool is brilliant, topped only by squirting them with a soap dispenser Soap dispenser kills are prime... Prime I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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karmakramer Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 You've created this for yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertsk8er419 Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 srsly^ look at that rear end... imagine all the gooey alien guts contained within its crusty exoskeleton, and how heavy it would feel on your face, with it's prickly legs poking your cheeks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jeremymacgregor87 Posted April 18, 2010 Author Share Posted April 18, 2010 You've created this for yourself The best way to conquering one's fears is by facing them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 Every time you walk on grass you stomp on some of them. There's a great chance they would take revenge on you if they could. Be aware! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Centurix Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 I love locust. They're like the Marine version of a Grasshopper, they parachute into fields that need sorting out, and sort them out. That picture of a red/black grasshopper looks like Dell made it from an Alienware laptop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 did somebody already post a weta? If not: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Centurix Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 Sweet jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chim Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 did somebody already post a weta? If not: That's unreal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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