Joyrex Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100618/twl-monkey-phobia-woman-savaged-by-macaq-3fd0ae9.html Many of the primates remained hanging from her limbs as she lay collapsed with blood spurting from a "deep, deep hole" in her arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 I don't know that that is what i would have guessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blicero Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 I don't know that that is what i would have guessed. Ditto, I was thinking something more on the lines of LeChuck kidnapping her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA pretty much what I said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blicero Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 i want to bathe in a bath tub full of that headline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 this woman is from peterborough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 Here's another priceless quote: Mrs Darwell added: "I wouldn't have got off that bloody boat if the tour guide would have said at all that there was any danger, any risk, even the slightest risk."[/uote] DURR HURR Oh, fuck it - this calls for the full treatment: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Her phobia had been triggered by her father bringing up a chimpanzee which she described as "positively evil". i want to hear more about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 monkeys are fucking serious. stay the fuck away@! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Her phobia had been triggered by her father bringing up a chimpanzee which she described as "positively evil". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 my pop did his phd research on vision -- how the brain sees things. cutting up monkeys and installing electrodes, then wiring it up to a vax 11/750 (i played zork on the same system in 1989, as it was collecting monkey brain data). i've heard enough scary monkey stories to last me a lifetime. never going near those batshit bastards. some of the stories were funny. there was this very serious asian professor, never cracked a joke... then he'd finish stitching up a monkey with all sorts of wires coming out of its head and proclaim, "GOOD AS NEW!" all the grad students were never sure if they were supposed to laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Phuket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 Phuket No, Phuk THAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcinsu Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 So, besides that one chimp her father owned... Are there really that many monkeys in Peterborough to warrent having to overcome her phobia? Don't go to her dads house (if he still has a monkey) and problem solved. And don't go to the zoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 not all phobias are irrational. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest the anonymous forumite Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 I've been there, on this island. Boats offload hordes of idiot tourists who spend their time trying to play with monkeys, monkeys who just wanted to be by themselves. An Englishman was trying to approach one but once he saw the monkey showing his teeth and then attacking him like a thunderstruck, the idiot ran for his life into the water and got real scared. My father had warned me beforehand: stay away, these monkeys can bite you to death. So, besides that one chimp her father owned... Are there really that many monkeys in Peterborough to warrent having to overcome her phobia? Don't go to her dads house (if he still has a monkey) and problem solved. And don't go to the zoo. You know women, they don't use their left hemisphere that much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 monkey bites are no joke. dirty fuckers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandi_B Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab! ... First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster. This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur! And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT? My handkerchief will wipe up your blood! So you got that job as janitor, after all. People fall at my feet when they see me coming. Even BEFORE they smell your breath? I once owned a dog that was smarter then you. He must have taught you everything you know. You make me want to puke. You make me think somebody already did. Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will. You run THAT fast? You fight like a dairy farmer. How appropriate. You fight like a cow. I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle! I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose. Have you stopped wearing diapers yet? Why, did you want to borrow one? I've heard you were a contemptible sneak. Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all. You're no match for my brains, you poor fool. I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them. You have the manners of a beggar. I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me. I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down! Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh? There are no words for how disgusting you are. Yes there are. You just never learned them. I've spoken with apes more polite then you. I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blicero Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 dat bitch gon die of motaba! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 [youtubehd]wimPmoT7XoU[/youtubehd] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Echo Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 That's a lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Next they'll have her eating toilet scones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 YES! I hate monkeys too, they are totally evil. My great grandma knew this newlywed couple in Cambodia with a pet monkey, I think it was also a macaque. The couple lavished attention onto the monkey, and totally spoiled it with treats and stuff. But the wife soon became pregnant and gave birth to a baby boy. The monkey seemed really resentful of the baby at first but the couple were convinced that it had warmed up to their son after some time. One day they ran out to do some errands, trusting that their monkey would watch over their baby. However, when they returned home, they found their son with his face gnawed off and their monkey leaping around the crib looking pleased with himself. =[ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyYY96wcj50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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