Guest Gary C Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 I'm just angry today. For no particular reason, but I woke up irritated and can't be fucked with inane bullshit. My girlfriend's housemate crushed the lillies I was growing, and let the cat out even though it hasn't been neutered yet. Her housemates are also racist builder-types, which I've managed to ignore for over a year. But fuck them. I live in a shitty country town and there's a "beerfest" today. I recall last year that they ran out of anything decent in the first few hours. So it's run at the local rugby club and the stupid cunts are walking around with big shirts and tags that read 'CREW' and 'BACKSTAGE PASS'. I absolutely want to see what's backstage of a fucking lorry. I had my haircut at the local barbers and the old doddery cunt (must be almost 80 years old) can't give me an even shave with clippers. I noted that his badger shaving brush was looking very dry on the side, I certainly wouldn't let him come near me with a razor. Argh. I just watched the Ang Lee 'Hulk' too. Maybe I was destined to be angry today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Go beer fest, get horribly drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 make mspaints of people's heads exploding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 make mspaints of people's heads exploding draw a terribly wrong ms paint! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halisray Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 box - helps calm the nerves, trust me ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 I'm going to get horribly drunk within the hour actually. I've kind of been left behind a bit here in the countryside. Iain and Dan moved to London amongst other decent people who seem to understand what the fuck is actually going on in the outside world. And this weekend my last friend of that group leaves to study a medical degree at Oxford. I'm not bitter or disappointed with where I am at the moment. I've only just got a job that should lead to more prosperous opportunities. In fact, I was planning on finding a good job in London in 2011 when I think I'll have enough reputable experience. But man... I fucking hate these pockets of idiocy. The fact that I've been blissfully ignorant of these sort of yokels for so long has worried me that I may have actually become one. Which I have, of course. I will only become a better person when I leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David R James Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Its the full moon. Happens to me every time. i'm pissed off something silly today, for no reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 you in deeping? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 you in deeping? You bet. Don't ever come back to the Fens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Is it Callum who is off to study medicine? I couldn't work out what the hell is going on! Bit of a funny one if it is, I wouldn't let him near my sensitive bits. You really need to get down to London, and we can party it up in Babylon. Oh, my parents are selling their house, so I am going to have to go back to Deeping soon, to help them out with moving, and to experience the place for the last time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Yeah, Callum's studying something medical. He's been working as a carer for over a year, so I think that's how he's wangled his way in there. Fair do's. His girlfriend is going too, so maybe she can actually force him to pass this time. My parents are selling their house too, so actually, I will have literally no excuse to ever have to spend time here again pretty soon. We all need to come back for a send-off to Deeping really. You know, like in IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Bleedin' hell, he might actually finish a course this time! 69th time lucky haha. That's wicked though, tell him I said good luck and all that jazz, bit shit I can't make it tonight but work still hasn't paid me so I'm broke as a joke. Ohh snap, where are they thinking of moving to? We should do something symbolic, piss in the Welland or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Bleedin' hell, he might actually finish a course this time! 69th time lucky haha. That's wicked though, tell him I said good luck and all that jazz, bit shit I can't make it tonight but work still hasn't paid me so I'm broke as a joke. Ohh snap, where are they thinking of moving to? We should do something symbolic, piss in the Welland or something. They're unsure yet, they just wanted to sell up here and rent something in the mean-time. I think a lot of people in Deeping are doing something similar. They actually wanted to find a riverside house like your parents', lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 you in deeping? You bet. Don't ever come back to the Fens. I've not been back to deeping for about 6 or 7 years now...I should go really to catch up with old friend and such, but to be honest I can't be fucked. I feel for you though, wouldn't want to be stuck there either... go hang around in stamford...stamford's alright... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 KILL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 KILL. Also, channel it through love, man. (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 ANT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 make mspaints of people's heads exploding Rockin' the scary stories avatars eh Calx? Good on you, I have one of them (More Scary Stories) here so let me know if you run out of pics and I'll scan some up for you! Sorry to de-rail, hope I didn't make you mad OP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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