Guest tht tne Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 what did the egg say to the boiling pot of water? it's gonna take me a while to get hard; i just got laid by some chick a married couple goes to a marriage counselor to work out some problems the counselor sits them on the couch and says: "let's start by talking about what you both have in common" the husband says: "well for starters, neither one of us likes to suck dick" how do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house? look in your pants: if you have a penis, it's not time why do doctors spank babies right after they're born? to knock the dicks off the dumb ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Boxing Day Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 What did the Turtle said to the Tortoise ?? Same Shell , different asshole What did Queen Elizabeth the First said to Queen Elizabeth the Second Same crown , different asshole What did IRARI said to tht tne Same asshole , different username Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tht tne Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 What did the Turtle said to the Tortoise ?? Same Shell , different asshole What did Queen Elizabeth the First said to Queen Elizabeth the Second Same crown , different asshole What did IRARI said to tht tne Same asshole , different username fuck the 18 generations of your ancestors! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornflakes002 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gkty6vIXkc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tht tne Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 A rather confident man, walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains. "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!" And the man starts tapping on the watch face and says, "Damn thing must be an hour fast." what did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? "see you next month!" how do you find will smith in a snow storm? look for fresh prints! what does a vegan zombie eat? GRAAAAINS! what do you call a quadraplegic in a pile of leaves? russell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kokoon Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 how do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house? look in your pants: if you have a penis, it's not time Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 how do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house? look in your pants: if you have a penis, it's not time Three couples are on a boat that is lost at sea. A rich couple, a fat couple, and a gay couple. They all arrive at the pearly gates and St. Peter looks in his big book. He turns to the rich husband and says: "You are going to burn in hell. You were so greedy in life, you married a woman named Penny." He turns to the fat husband and says: "You are going to burn in hell, too. You were so gluttonous in life, you married a woman named Candy." They gay men look at each other, and one says to the other: Looks like we're in trouble, Dick. A rabbi, a gay man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender says "Boy, it sure is nice to live in such a diverse neighborhood. Especially one where people of all walks of life can get along so well!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 a man walks into a bar. his alcoholism is destroying his family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 a man walks into a bar and says owww i did not see that bar that was in my way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cardan Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 a man and his giraffe walk into a bar, they get wasted, the giraffe falls off his chair and the man gets up and starts walking out, bartender says "HEY you can't leave that lyin there"...man says "it's not a lion, it's a giraffe" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 a man walks into a bar. his alcoholism is destroying his family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 What did the Turtle said to the Tortoise ?? Same Shell , different asshole What did Queen Elizabeth the First said to Queen Elizabeth the Second Same crown , different asshole What did IRARI said to tht tne Same asshole , different username I hold nothing against tht tne but that very lolworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 two men are sitting in a bar. one man turns to the other and says, "last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house." the other man replies, "yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 why did the little boy cry when he sat on santa's lap? santa's erection brought to mind the abuse he suffered at the hands of his pedophile father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 a man walks into a bar. his alcoholism is destroying his family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 two drums and a cymbal roll down a hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wahrk Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Why did the chicken cross the road? It deduced from the surroundings based on previous experiences, either because of its prospectively greater abundance of food, lower population of predators, or presence of shelter, that travel to the other side of the road would be beneficial for the chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 A bear walks into a bar. Bartender: "So, what'll it be?" - 2 mins. go by with awkard silence - Bear: "Why the long pause?" The bear kills everyone inside in blind rage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 what is funnier than a dead baby in a garbage can? a dead baby in two garbage cans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cad Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 http://www.funnyfrank.com/jokes/golf.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 What's brown and sticky? A stick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornflakes002 Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Fat woman walks in to a bar and sits down she then lift her arm up and reveals a huge hairy arm pit and she yells "what man will buy me a drink" some drunk twat walks up to the bar tender and says "buy the ballerina a drink" the ber tender replys "I dont think shes a ballerina mate" the drunk guy then replys "any woman that lifts her leg that high has to be a ballerina" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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