Guest Coalbucket PI Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/oct/14/greater-manchester-police-tweets Call 686 man shouts 'you're gorgeous' to woman Call 674 confused man reporting his tv not working Call 673 missing teenager turned up at school should have probably looked there first Call 666 Theft of electricity in Salford Call 663 - Concern for woman in Stockport presumably just because she is in Stockport? Call 655 man making offensive comments from a car in Bolton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Call 686 man shouts 'you're gorgeous' to woman This wasn't a call, surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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oscillik Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/oct/14/greater-manchester-police-tweets Call 686 man shouts 'you're gorgeous' to woman Call 674 confused man reporting his tv not working Call 673 missing teenager turned up at school should have probably looked there first Call 666 Theft of electricity in Salford Call 663 - Concern for woman in Stockport presumably just because she is in Stockport? Call 655 man making offensive comments from a car in Bolton Christopher Morris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Call 686 man shouts 'you're gorgeous' to woman This wasn't a call, surely? Maybe it was a policeman that shouted it and then radioed in to brag about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jimbob Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Call 663 - Concern for woman in Stockport presumably just because she is in Stockport? PROPER LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 call 1471 male arrested for indecent exposure in Rochdale call 1429 Children stealing sweets from shop in Trafford call 1423 Suspicious man in the garden on Tuesday night in Wigan call 1421 Off-road motorcycle crashed into car and drove off, Manchester hardcore call 1417 Advice requested about the age of babysitters, Stockport call 1634 suspicious men carrying a snake, Bolton call 1334 reports of horses being injured with knife in Bury call 1333 reports of dustbins being moved in Droylsden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dirty Protest Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Best one yet. Call 33 Angry woman stabbing poster of the 118 118 men at telephone box screaming "WHY DONT THEY DIE!?" #gmp24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 you'd think they wouldb't tweet until the incident has been dealt with. If you were a criminal, you could use the twitter feed to your advantage in certain situations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 gmp24_3: call 1787 Report of man taking photos of youths in Tameside #gmp24 So that's where Joshier's been gmp24_3: call 1794 Report of youths playing football and kicking a ball in a garden, Stockport #gmp24 Which one of you lot called that in? I can see some comedy gold in the making if 4chan gets ahold of this.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 LOL /twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 call 1471 male arrested for indecent exposure in Rochdale Sean Booth, just what have you been up to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 They are brilliant. They were announcing goodens all over radio 2 today. HAHAHA. Fucking idiots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 call 1537 male refusing to leave in Salford what, so is Salford asking him to leave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jimbob Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 AHHHHH THAT IS HYSTERICAL! * edit * really tempted to report something Batcock related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Call 956 Theft from a fruit machine at a pub in Salford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 i am well pissed off. I've been skimming really fast, looking for gems. I thought that said theft of a fruit machine damn it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jimbob Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 It's all going down in Salford today call 2046 report of insecure house in Bolton #gmp24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 twitter feeds like this are the stuff dreams are made of. They should do this everywhere. It's all going down in Salford today call 2046 report of insecure house in Bolton #gmp24 a no bedroomed semi or a really shit bungalow i'd imagine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Call 950 Man making threats at a house in south Manchester Jimbob, we have just found 2 incidents that personify houses within the space of a few minutes. I don't know if we should be awarded but it's a feat i dont see being replicated in the near future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jimbob Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Fuck you chimney! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Call 577 duplicated log #gmp24 Fuck, someone duplicated a log. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 FUCK GUYS This thing is a fucking goldmine. Seriously. Call 560 harrassment via post in Bury #gmp24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 It's all going down in Salford today call 2046 report of insecure house in Bolton #gmp24 has it been trying to act hard on the internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jimbob Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Must be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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