BCM Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 FUCK GUYS This thing is a fucking goldmine. Seriously. Call 560 harrassment via post in Bury #gmp24 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 gmp24_3: call 1976 woman fears for safety over drugs debt in Oldham #gmp24about 1 hour, 22 minutes ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 With three accounts running for 24 hours, there should be enough here to feed the internet meme machine for at least 4 days. call 1498 report of overnight working in Bolton #gmp24 call 1530 a complaint of antisocial behaviour by youths in Withington #gmp24 call 1785 Suspicious package reported in ladies toilets in Bury #gmp24 (Rambo, have you left a present in one of the stalls?) call 1744 youths acting suspiciously while looking for a ball in Wigan #gmp24 call 1722 mattress on hard shoulder of motorway in Salford #gmp 24 (silly mattress, you should be in a shop, or a bed). Are people that afraid? I mean, I imagine that if police did this in a metropolis in Canada or the US the calls would be similar in nature..but fuck's sakes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jimbob Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 No reports of Mcdonalds running out of chicken nuggets yet...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 No reports of Mcdonalds running out of chicken nuggets yet...... But no gravy at the carvery! Reminds me of the time a wee lad came into the pub and complained that we didn't have any scrumpy. As if such a thing was beyond his comprehension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Call 384 report of man holding baby over bridge - police immediately attended and it was man carrying dog that doesn't like bridges #gmp24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Call 018 - Abandoned 999 call. Something about "help I'm being kidna". No action taken. #gmp24 Call 009 - Reported missing child turned up at school. Parents "didn't think to look there". Fair enough. #gmp24 Call 002 - Reports of an ice cream vendor dead; found to have been covered in chocolate sauce and nuts. We reckon he's topped himself #gmp24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 call 1634 suspicious men carrying a snake, Bolton call 1333 reports of dustbins being moved in Droylsden oh god lol. not the dustbins!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 call 1634 suspicious men carrying a snake, Bolton call 1333 reports of dustbins being moved in Droylsden oh god lol. not the dustbins!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Thread delivers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 My cousin told me a guy got attacked because he was listening to justin bieber. Does any one have the original tweet ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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