Guest jim Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Hot, intelligent and, I reckon, just a little bit dirty... (her brother is a complete fucking twat though.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dirty Protest Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Only Connect might be my favourite program at the minute. I only ever go out of my way to watch that and Pointless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 i 100% agree with your selection jim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 intelligent just a little a lot bit dirty most likely but not very hot IMHO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokoon Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 trash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Karnov Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 i 100% agree with your selection jim. Agreed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Al Hounos Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 i'm guessing this is what passes for hot in the UK? us americans may have our faults, but damn, yalls got some homely broads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 I like intelligent women, but she always gave the impression that she'd like to bugger you and then smoke a cigar. Wrong kind of dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 lol come on guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 i'm guessing this is what passes for hot in the UK? us americans may have our faults, but damn, yalls got some homely broads. doesn't it depend on who you ask? Just like in America? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 i would. i'd be shovelling manure in the barn wearing musk drenched overalls, with the top down, displaying my glistening abdominal and pectoral muscles... i'd stop to wipe my brow as she trots in from the hunt on a jet black, arabian, pure-bred stallion... as she dismounts i notice her finely toned rump is damp from the saddle and try to consume the surging rush of pleasure as my manhood engorges with hot blood... she sternly orders me to tend to her steed and becomes flushed as her gaze settles upon my masculine form and bulging overalls... she can't look away however hard she tries to remember her breeding... as i grab the reigns from her our hands touch and linger... then i force her onto her knees and push my manure covered pitchfork handle through her jodpurs and into her asshole... i leave her there whimpering, as i retreat to my shed and sodomise the chief gun dog into the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 i'd be shovelling up manure in the barn wearing musk drenched overalls, with the top down, displaying my glistening abdominal and pectoral muscles... i'd momentarily stop to wipe my brow as she trots in from the hunt on a jet black, arabian, pure-bred pony... as she dismounts i notice her finely toned rump is damp from the saddle and try to consume the surging rush of pleasure as my manhood engorges with hot blood... she sternly orders me to tend to her steed and becomes flushed as her gaze settles upon my masculine form and bulging overalls... she can't look away however hard she tries to remember her breeding... as i grab the reigns from her our hands touch and linger... then i force her onto her knees and push my manure covered pitchfork handle through her jodpurs and into her asshole... i leave her there whimpering, as i retreat to my shed and sodomise the chief gun dog into the night. edit. wtf i have written the same thing almost word for word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jim Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 i'm guessing this is what passes for hot in the UK? us americans may have our faults, but damn, yalls got some homely broads. Ha, well it's not supermodel hotness, more a bookworm-bitch-next-door kinda thing... which I find much more appealing. Beats that Keisha Buchanan thread anyway, I reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 i would. i'd be shovelling manure in the barn wearing musk drenched overalls, with the top down, displaying my glistening abdominal and pectoral muscles... i'd stop to wipe my brow as she trots in from the hunt on a jet black, arabian, pure-bred stallion... as she dismounts i notice her finely toned rump is damp from the saddle and try to consume the surging rush of pleasure as my manhood engorges with hot blood... she sternly orders me to tend to her steed and becomes flushed as her gaze settles upon my masculine form and bulging overalls... she can't look away however hard she tries to remember her breeding... as i grab the reigns from her our hands touch and linger... then i force her onto her knees and push my manure covered pitchfork handle through her jodpurs and into her asshole... i leave her there whimpering, as i retreat to my shed and sodomise the chief gun dog into the night. it's working i'd be shovelling up manure in the barn wearing musk drenched overalls, with the top down, displaying my glistening abdominal and pectoral muscles... i'd momentarily stop to wipe my brow as she trots in from the hunt on a jet black, arabian, pure-bred pony... as she dismounts i notice her finely toned rump is damp from the saddle and try to consume the surging rush of pleasure as my manhood engorges with hot blood... she sternly orders me to tend to her steed and becomes flushed as her gaze settles upon my masculine form and bulging overalls... she can't look away however hard she tries to remember her breeding... as i grab the reigns from her our hands touch and linger... then i force her onto her knees and push my manure covered pitchfork handle through her jodpurs and into her asshole... i leave her there whimpering, as i retreat to my shed and sodomise the chief gun dog into the night. edit. wtf i have written the same thing almost word for word it's ah ah eeerrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnngh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sine Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Isay,chaps,Pony Club was never so 'unbridled'... On a somewhat related note,I must admit to having a huge crush on Alan Coren as a teen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 hot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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