Terpentintollwut Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 So I met a guy from Seattle last night who was on vacation in my town and asked me where he could meet some German girls, he seemed nice so I took him to the funfair that's currently in town (it's almost Oktoberfest-size). By the end of the night, around 1 a.m., we returned to the street where we met and there was a bloke lying on the ground, messing about with a motorcycle. We approached him, asking whether he needed help, he turned out to be another English speaking fella (probably from the UK, accent-wise). He says he tripped and can't get up, so we give him a hand. He insists that he is "not a bum" and doesn't want our money. Then he wants to go to the "Hofgarten", which is not a good place to hang out at night. At this point I managed to hit record on my mp3player, so there's a good half minute of me giving him advice about Hofgarten and him asking where he could find the street he's already at, and then he says goodbye and drops this killer line and the other guy didn't even realize it: (^beware, quality isn't so great and there's some loud clicking noises in there as the mp3player was in my pocket and I kept moving around) This phrase might not be new to you but it was to me and I was delighted by its simplistic brilliance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rumbo Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 fick dich sehr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 i'd say he's from the leeds/sheffield area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 So what's that killer line? (Shitty speakers and shitty quality + not very good at understanding spoken english) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexagon son Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 fuck you very much, i guess. that's been around since when i lived in UK over 5 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terpentintollwut Posted July 19, 2011 Author Share Posted July 19, 2011 Yeah. I figured it was, but I hadn't heard it before. No idea why he said it in the first place as we did help him out and I may have saved his life by telling him he shouldn't go to the Hofgarten. I'm a hero now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 lily allen subforum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -Ad- Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 He was probably very appreciative of your help. Being English myself, I suspect it was probably said tongue in cheek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terpentintollwut Posted July 19, 2011 Author Share Posted July 19, 2011 Maybe. He even threw in an extra fuck you after it. Or maybe he was just drunk as fuck which seems realistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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