BCM Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 move to soviet russia where predictably, you bite mosquito. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 the single good thing about Los Angeles is the smog seems to have killed most of the mosquitoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 good point - you could hook a hosepipe up to your car's exhaust and run it in through the window whilst you sleep. hopefully, your homemade "smog" will keep them at bay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 the only option is burn down your house (or just your room if you can control the fire) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Build a replica of your room inside your room and then sleep in the replica, when the mosquitos go in to drink your blood, run out of the replica room and seal it off. Next, burn the original room and raise the mosquitos inside of the replica room to be your children who bring you the blood of innocent children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 i prefer normal sized nipples.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chunky Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 electric tennis racket/shocker electric light/shocker bug killing spray for the aggressive ones that are hard to catch, one spray is enough, be careful about the chemical and the smell it leaves behind not sure what it's called but there's this chinese smelly stuff that i buy and rub on my arms and legs then it feels better after using it and the bugs hate the smell of it also you could cut down on sugary foods/beer because they seem to be attracted to people with a lot of sugar in the blood? (aint a biologist, someone might correct this one :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soloman Tump Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 dress up like a giant mosquito Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 render yourself in concrete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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