Guest isaki Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 A Nigerian businessman is visiting a trading partner in Russia. They get around to drinking some vodka, and the Russian says to the Nigerian: "We have a game in Russia called Russian roulette. Have you heard of it?" The Nigerian replies that he hasn't, and so the Russian explains it to him over a few more glasses of vodka. The Nigerian, after a few more glasses decides, what the hell, and says, "Sure, I'll give it a shot." Well they play, and nobody loses! Hooray. A few weeks later, the Russian is visiting his trading partner in Nigeria. They get around to drinking, and after a while the Nigerian says, "Hello my fried. In honour of your visit we created a game very similar to your Russian Roulette, would you like to play?" The Russian replies "Sure, i vould love to play!" The Nigerian takes the Russian into a hut where six beautiful Nigerian women are kneeling in a circle. He says to the Russian, "you can have a blowjob from any one of these women." The Russian looks at the Nigerian suspiciously and asks, "Vat's the catch?" The Nigerian answers, "One of them is a cannibal." my penis just welped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 a man walks into a petrol station and says ''can i have a kitkat chunky?' so the woman gives him a kitkat chunky to which he replies, ''whats this, i wanted a normal kitkat you fat bitch.'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granty Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 I laughed at that, but then thought 'isn't it called a chunky kit kat?' What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 omg lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 nah kitkat chunky is correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granty Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Then I've been asking for the wrong thing at the corner shop the whole time *blush* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Then I've been asking for the wrong thing at the corner shop the whole time *blush* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glunk Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Did you hear about the carrot that got married? There was a big turnip at the wedding. i died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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