YO303 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 I heard this joke today and i thought it was pretty funny.. So a mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "we dont serve your kind here" and the mushroom responds with "why not, i'm a fun guy" Share jokes you heard, i'll be laughing for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doorjamb Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 yes but 'fungi' is plural and this eukaryote appears unaccompanied also mushrooms & alcohol are not a funny combination, okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 A horse walks into the bar and orders a drink. Later on they find out he is a robot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 A: some kids just poured lighter fluid on my dog & lit him on fire B: wow, sounds like he must have had a real ruff time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergeantk Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 a guy walks into a bar. OUCH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 my brother swallowed some pennies but we didn't notice any change in him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doorjamb Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 A man knocks at your front door, shouting that his name is simply 'Boo,' and inquiring as to the source of your sadness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 I am literally a small flock of beards posing as a human lol jk i tricked u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergeantk Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 I am literally a small flock of beards posing as a human lol jk i tricked u seems legit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 a woman reports to her husband "i've just heard some great news on the radio. the police know who the pedophile is and they're going to arrest him tonight" her husband replies "that's fantastic. let's celebrate by moving permanently to australia" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 My girlfriend told me to kiss her where it stinks, so I drove her to New Jersey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted February 7, 2013 Author Share Posted February 7, 2013 The flea was walking down the street when all of the sudden it was jumped by a gang of roaches, the flea starts running and starts knocking on the centipede's door, the flea was like "open up please open up!!, im being robbed", the centipede awoken by the knocks says to the flea "hold on flea, i'll be right there just let me put on my shoes first". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Q: what's the best thing about eating your own poop? A: the free poop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Q: what's the best thing about eating your own poop? A: all the free poop you can eat Fixt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny O Flannagin Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 So i entered 10 puns in a pun contest because i thought at least one of them would win. But no pun in 10 did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 yes but 'fungi' is plural and this eukaryote appears unaccompanied also mushrooms & alcohol are not a funny combination, okay. A man knocks at your front door, shouting that his name is simply 'Boo,' and inquiring as to the source of your sadness. Are you German? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Q: what's the best thing about eating your own poop? A: all the free poop you can eat Fixt. Don't mess with my art, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 A man knocks at your front door, shouting that his name is simply 'Boo,' and inquiring as to the source of your sadness.yes i do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - it just gave a little wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny O Flannagin Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 This thread is so punny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Aserinsky Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 I told my dog that I was going to send him to obedience school. He then looked me in the eye and said "no". Thank you, thank you. You're all too kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 My girlfriend told me to fuck her 8 inches and hurt her. So I fucked her twice and punched her in the nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megapussi Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 9 out of ten enjoy gang rape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Man goes to the doctor, he says: "Doctor! Doctor! Please you've got to help me!" Doctor comforts the patient: "Sit down, relax, take a deep breath. Tell me what your problem is and I can help you" The man takes a moment to gather his bearings and describes his problem: "Well, every time I wake up in the morning I start singing Sex Bomb. And I can't stop. Even in the shower, at work, in the car, with my friends, or when I'm in bed with my wife. I just can't stop singing it and it's making me and all the people around me crazy! It's ruining my life!" The doctor takes a moment to ponder the patient's condition "Hmm, I see" "So, doctor, what am I supposed to do? What's wrong with me?" Asked the man in impatient concern. "I believe I know what your problem is" started the doctor "You have a case of the Tom Jones syndrome". The man's eyes widened at the sound of such a serious sounding ailment. "Oh my god, is it dangerous? Do a lot of people get this sort of thing?" The doctor raised his hand to quell the patient's worries and said: "It's not unusual" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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