Alcofribas Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 couldn't you just stick a merzbow cd in it and sell it on discogs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 How to fuck with a car company? NSFW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Dinosaurs aren't real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drukqs Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 My best idea so far is to hold a public demolition and charge money to anybody who would like to help me destroy it--maybe make a BBQ out of it. People could choose from a selection of weapons or bring their own (bats, clubs, mace, sword, sledgehammer, etc). People that wanted to break major components (like windshields and deploying airbags) would have to pay more obviously. The whole thing would be filmed by a filmmaker friend of mine. the problem with this idea is that i'd have to get way too many people to sign up so I wouldnt be able to make the current value of the car (about 17 grand). Any other ideas? Good way to get the cops called on your ass by concerned neighbors and shit. Dinosaurs aren't real. That's a dragon, and those however, are real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drukqs Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Or like this man... struttin' dat ass... wife watches this once a week. you be so goddamn fuckin tired... HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS BEFORE? Tell me they did a remix of it. They have to have. [media] I don't think Chauvinistic means what this guy thinks it means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Drive the car into the Grand Canyon with Gina Davis and/or Susan Sarandon. That'll teach the fuckers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrx Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 If you really want to show them who's the boss then spend a couple thousand $$ on scan tools, wrenches, ratchets, sockets, parts etc.. and do repairs and maintenance by yourself. audis are unreliable cars and require lots of trips to repair shops. Buy something Japanese next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 lol you drive an audi what's wrong with that Hoodie? Seems like that should be obvious at this point, lol couldn't you just stick a merzbow cd in it and sell it on discogs? flol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 lol you drive an audi what's wrong with that Hoodie? Seems like that should be obvious at this point, lol Well that puts a different spin on how I took Hoodie's comment. I was always under the impression that Audi's reliability was great since the early 2000s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerWaschbar Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Here you go Franklin:Destroy Audi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest M360 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I'd drive to Arctica, cover it with maple syrup and film the polar bears having a go. You could make a fortune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 2006 Audi A4 with only 150000 kms. isn't that considered high mileage there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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