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he can knock out an octopus with a vice- like sleeper hold.

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His wisdom teeth grew back after being extracted, the very same day.

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he can solve a rubicks cube with telekinesis (by removing the stickers and replacing them (with telekinesis though))

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He takes incredibly tight lines through banked curves at the helm of a 4 man bobsledding team.

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he can turn red traffic lights gren just by staring at them

 

plus he can eat his own weight in ding dongs

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He can make a spot on 1:18 Godzilla balloon puppet.

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he has mastered the art of flying trained birds of prey after wild quarry, also known as Falconry.

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His immune system has completely trapped and contained his leprosy

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He scaled Everest with only a container of ether.

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he can overwhelm the final boss in donkey kong country in a matter of seconds. on the snes.

 

he weighs 666 pounds in zero gravity.

 

he is ripe to blow a loaf.

 

he sold out heaven to the devil at a profit. jesus shook his hand.

 

he has thirteen rows of teats down each side.

 

he is feared in the tongs.

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He can hold a piss for 10 days.

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Guest nene multiple assgasms

his body produces feta cheese.

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his music is like tantra sex.

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he can make money off electronic music

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His moral code has its own zip code.

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His farts can travel through a ring modulator and not have their sound altered.

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He had a play-do device installed on his butt that cuts his shit into mu symbols before hitting the toilet

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He can drive railroad spikes with his bare hands.

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