Guest A/D Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 he/she was a second generation transmetal with a non-euclidean sex organ i was an elephant in human form, aroused only by photos of abandoned factories we met on tumblr & we had our honeymoon in CISily Happy Valentine's Day Own, you are the soul of a thousand men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheatheman Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 How does a neutrois remove his testicles? With a pair of cissors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 you all do realize that you're really just a subroutine of a program, part of a simulacrum, you know, and all this, this, this, this bullshit that you call reality is just a fucking illusion rendered for the illicit amusement of some bulging-eyed thing from beyond Space itself, right? You fucking harp on about your maleness and how silly everyone else is for being different but the joke's on you because some sick alien monster is jacking the fuck off over you. right now! it's doing it right now. and it doesn't cum like normal semen or even that weird codfish semen, no no no, it's like fucking black hole jizz and it's getting all over your fucking little electronic soul this very minute and that bulging-eyed thing is just laughing and laughing with that radially symmetrical, infinitely scythe-fanged O-face that it makes when it cums and you don't even wake the fuck up please start a youtube channel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 you all do realize that you're really just a subroutine of a program, part of a simulacrum, you know, and all this, this, this, this bullshit that you call reality is just a fucking illusion rendered for the illicit amusement of some bulging-eyed thing from beyond Space itself, right? You fucking harp on about your maleness and how silly everyone else is for being different but the joke's on you because some sick alien monster is jacking the fuck off over you. right now! it's doing it right now. and it doesn't cum like normal semen or even that weird codfish semen, no no no, it's like fucking black hole jizz and it's getting all over your fucking little electronic soul this very minute and that bulging-eyed thing is just laughing and laughing with that radially symmetrical, infinitely scythe-fanged O-face that it makes when it cums and you don't even wake the fuck up please start a youtube channel. Hahaha fucking...how did I miss this post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 totally I missed it as well...but that one and cryptowen's belong in the watmm funny quotes thread for sure (I'm lazy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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