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  1. aT the e/nd of a bzzer goes a

  2. avian head oscillation

  3. Behold mine field, in which I grow mine gonks, and thou shalt see that it is barren

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    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      And when the two wisemen spake of the end, the folk had deemed it casual..at first. But as it turned out, all would soon become idle, once the last shimripl hath passed. Turns out the two wisemen spake true.

    3. Hail Sagan

      Hail Sagan

      I like the bible(?) edits you got going on. It works.

       

      Noah and his sons and his wife and his sons' wives entered the gonk to escape the waters of the xflood.

    4. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      And the humble David smote the turbile epic Goliath with a single well-placed splesh, and a celebratory bqbqbq was had by all.

  4. Biggie Smalls vs Thomas the Tank Engine

    1. Cryptowen

      Cryptowen

      "somebody's got to die", said Biggie. "mmm, uh huh, that's good shit", said the puff daddy

    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      dat choochoo train go "get out mah way or you might miss Christmas"

  5. Boba Marley vs Pikachute

    1. Uniret

      Uniret

      PISS VS PISS

  6. Brothomstates is still lush

    1. Lewps

      Lewps

      fuckin oath mate

  7. bruh check my mixtape hffp:\\clownsound.corn\always-be-hustlin like subscribe share

  8. bruh

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      lolol. I heard there's an epidemic of that up in Alaska =P

    3. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      yeah, especially @ my workplace

    4. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      so it's not a coincidence then.

  9. cautious optimism

  10. Chewbacca on crack

  11. CISPA shot down!

    1. GraveGlitcher

      GraveGlitcher

      *wipes sweat from brow* hopefully Craneda will follow suit.

       

    1. Verdant Hickies

      Verdant Hickies

      *cries imaginary tears because real ones are a waste of water I can't afford* (this symbolizes my sadness about being too poor for these) In other words: sick!

    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      I'm pretty much broke myself. Just thought this was cool news.

  12. conga mind is fuggin' lush

  13. Defenestration of fluids

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Then it becomes part of the atmosphere, increasing the ambient uric acid content. hmm

    3. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Uric acid occurs commonly in bird poo

    4. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      So even though we can't taste it, it's floating around. I mean.. if you can smell poo, there must be little poo particles everywhere too right?

  14. Diabeetus

    1. triachus

      triachus

      lisa needs braces

    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      stephen needs glasses*

       

    3. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Wilfart Blimey

  15. disregard the constabulary

    1. may be rude

      may be rude

      why dont you take a laxasaurus

    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      because it pooped its way to extinction eons ago

  16. Dogs are natural-born sentinels

  17. FO76 IS A F**K 犬糞 734,296,371,404 SERVERS CRASHED

    1. WeAreOceans
    2. Brisbot

      Brisbot

      don't worry it'll be playable this time next year

    3. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Supposedly they've already dropped a 5GB update to address some issues. And you may be right.

  18. full retard

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Radio was out in 2003, Tropic thunder 2008

    3. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Radio and Tropic Thunder now added to Must Watch list

    4. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      tropic thunder is one of my fav movies. its so stupid

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