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If only there was a single working brain in all of his entourage, one of them should have requested that everybody wants to rule the world by tears for fears be playing every time he got up on stage during his tour...
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Donnie is fucking hilarious! His latest yarn is his Asian vacation has ushered in "the great American comeback" and he has singlehandedly restored America's standing in the world... Donnie's the savior!!! He saved America!!! (Crowd goes wild in his head) Oh please army general dudes...just let him ride around once standing on the tank with his army man helmet on...then take him back to his golden room for his afternoon nap
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Love it. I know it's a few days late now but this is an excellent Halloween album. Perfect for putting on and staring at a jack-o'-lantern. I get Kraftwerk vibes from his vocal style.
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Yep, he's already there: http://www.politicususa.com/2017/11/01/watch-deteriorating-trumps-speech-stumbles-mispronounces-words-cabinet-meeting.html I heard the audio on npr earlier and was like, wait, did he just say diversery? Then he said it again.
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El Orang barely speak english anymore. John Kelly and his handlers should seriously look at just subtitling his interviews with the intended WH answer, maybe even a bad overdub with his words spliced together. Trump: "I'm rich, football rings, blah blah blah" Subtitles/overdub: "yes, I agree we should work toward a peaceful solution in north Korea and a reduction in nuclear weapons"
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Since it's apparent he will never have anything substantive to say and behaves like a dangerous warmongering dictator, why can't the media come together for once in a lifetime and put him on a massive "ignore?" Stop reporting on his tweets, stop putting him in the headlines, just basically fucking ignore the prick since we know he thrives on attention...and currently everything is pointed at him 24/7. It would be doubly awesome if the media would ignore Crump and troll him by pretending Obama is still president...CNN headline "Obama visits orphanage today" "Obama goes to Starbucks today" etc...
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My unrealistic hope is that after this whole nightmare is over, something similar to the procedure in Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind has been developed and can be applied en masse, so we all can have "the guy" erased from our memories and things get back to an acceptable level of normal, and not this alternate 1985 Back to the Future II shit, where Biff is in control as a billionaire operating from a slowly decaying high rise, in a dark, twisted, apocolyptic, dystopian version of America...
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I'm gonna get drunk, take my shirt off, let my belly hang out, and eat a cheeseburger in salute to Mr.Lahey
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That orange crap smeared all over him is actually fire retardant and will preserve him forever. That's why he doesn't give a fuck about a nuclear holocaust...him and cockroaches...gonna be here forever
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Lol at discussing American politics as if they are to be taken seriously anymore. One thing Donnie has done is dumb this shit down by 50 levels. Look at the headlines today..."President Trump challenges his secretary of state to an IQ contest." The equivalent is 2nd graders shouting at each other "I'm smarter...no I'm smarter...no I'm... I predict the next election will be decided by a thumb war or arm wrestling contest. Seriously, what if it's Pence v Schumer, and old Mike P beats him square 2 outta 3. 'Muricans would never vote for a loser like that...
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Look at that attractive orange skin
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But his babysitters can't deflect everything...he was asked today what he thought about Rex calling him a moron and he claimed fake news. He claims it whenever he's threatened and hasn't had time to come up with an angry Twitter reply yet.
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And that's when the good 'ol fake news excuse works its wonders...all he has to do is claim "fake news" and that never happened in his mind, nor in the minds of his brainwashed followers.
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He doesn't have the energy or emotional intelligence to sell the performance - he is an absolutely horrible public speaker. This completely goes against his whole self proclaimed greatest salesman art of the the deal bullshit persona and his ability to "do deals." I keep thinking the snake oil is going to wear off soon and his base will start to see him for the lying, incapable, fraudster he is...but he continues to poll with 30-40 percent approval ratings. I really believe he has brainwashed them to the point that even if he winds up impeached, convicted, and morally ruined, they will still wait outside his prison waiting for their leader to appear in the prison yard, still chanting "lock her up" as he raises a tiny orange fist...
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A big lol at all these recent articles essentially saying Trump doesn't care about Puerto Rico...of course he doesn't care! He doesn't give a shit about anyone except Donald J Trump and maybe a few of his red hat wearing, Nascar lovin, white skinned, red blooded 'muricans that have been drinking the snake oil he sold them... And a WTF lol at reports North Korean duders are reaching out to Republicans trying to figure out Trump and all his nonsense with the supreme leader. Dudes...HE'S FULL OF SHIT! I wonder how that translates in Korean.
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Yeah I mean at this point anything goes. I wouldn't be surprised if he starts quoting Hitler in his speeches or promotes hunting black people. Trump, Duarte, Gaddafi, Saddam, Kim Jong, Putin, Chavez... they're all the same
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Shits getting real..Donnie "barking dog" orange man does more stupid meaningless sanctions while supreme leader "rocket man" says "I will surely and definitely tame the mentally deranged US dotard with fire." Grab the popcorn y'all...
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What if Kim Jong Un starts referring to Donald as Orange man? Then will this all boil down to a battle between rocket man vs. orange man? Is this how it ends? Can we get a comic book version of this instead?
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Donnie T, hands down, is the greatest con man the world has ever seen... Donnie has convinced millions of Americans that he knows what the fuck he's doing..and that he represents their interests as their president. Let's start with political affiliation. Is he a Republican? Was he ever? Wasn't he a Democrat back in the day, switched to Independent, then went to over to Republican since the Dems we're pissed he started his whole bullshit birther campaign, of which he didn't believe Obama was an American? I mean WTF? Donnie doesn't really represent anyone except himself, and will switch allegiances on a dime to protect his self interests. He doesn't give a shit about anyone which adds into his extrodinary ability to con because... For people in rural areas working paycheck to paycheck, to come out and say "I support Trump because he gets us" is ridiculous proof that Donnie the city slicker fast talking orange colored snake oil salesman out of new York city who has never done a day of manual labor in his life and will never know hardship is a snake in the grass that should never be trusted and has successfully convinced human beings that he is one despite his sludgy face mask...
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Ha! Totally makes sense that this experimental reality TV shit show starring Donnie T is being run by a washed up reality TV contestant that lost on his own stupid show over 10 years ago.
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From a social psychology standpoint, this is also what I find fascinating about everyone's acceptance of Trump. Maybe what he said about him shooting someone on 5th avenue and getting away with it is true? I mean all that happens every week is he gets a stern scolding from the media for his latest fuck up, and then continues on with his unapologetic, arrogant, narcissistic behavior. What if next he makes a stupid comment about Asians in reference to north Korea? Is anything really going to happen in regards to toning down his rhetoric or does the same thing keep happening...everyone gets angry at him for a few days then moves on? It does seem baffling that he continues to get away with the shit he does as the president...and that there are millions of people who don't think his behavior is at all troubling and still think he's this amazing guy. He's essentially a cult leader for his faithful flock. His plan is to hang on to them long enough for him to start Trump TV. Once he's finished this president nonsense, he will crush CNN with his daily firestorms of hatred...his redneck army cheering their orange master as he lays in his golden den eating quarter pounders with cheese and sipping diet Cokes...
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So now Bannons gone...last person standing from his original band of shitheads (besides family) is Kelly Anne Conway? I suppose she's next on the chopping block...will General Kelly then finally be able to get Donnie to stop saying stupid shit?
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At this point, Trump is just an outburst away from blurting out/tweeting the N word.
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Does anyone think Trump has the mental capacity to enter in the codes? I would hope it is a string of digits designed to keep idiots away...I would imagine the scenario would be something like "sir, you can't put an apostrophe there... this isn't your ATM pin... Trump - "Mike P, Rex, can you do this?"
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I wonder what it will take for Twitter to finally shut down his account. I mean initiating WWIII must surely violate one of its guidelines?
