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for a beginning racist it might be kind of tough to get those manly racing scars that are the apple of a racers eye, but if you can manage it, scars on the hands and knuckles are effective at making you look like the kinda guy that beats up african kings heavy with gold. But if youre looking to go the short route, tattoos of racist charicatures on the forearms will whip you into shape pretty quick. Just remember, even some of the best racists in the world (the japs) have a little modesty in showing it. Living life in the race lane can be thrilling, but sometimes you have to be able to slow down and shake a persian dude's hand every now and again when youre reaching around him to grab a box of toothpaste off the shelf he was standing in front of even though he could obviously see i was looking at the tfucking toothpaste right goddamn behind him.

Usually white people are a good place to start, theyre nice easy targets and are the most generally accepted to race on; australians, irish, russians, italians and french will probably give you something to work on for the first couple of weeks while you get started. Once youre comfortable being a little racist here and there you can move onto bigger game like arabs, chinese, mexicans, indians and people from south america. This part can be tough since you just got on your racist feet and youre not used to interacting with those who dont take kindly to racism. Dont get discouraged! Finally youre a real weathered racist! youve got the tattoos to prove it and a few scars from victoriously racist battles in the thick of it. Time to move on to the holy grail: the blacks. These ones will really test your racist abilities, but as long as youre white, you should have at least a couple hundred years of leverage against them. If necessary, group up with other racists with different skillsets, such as backhanded comments, muttering under breath, or ROTs (racism-over-time abilities). Its an uphill struggle to be a racist, but i really think with the proper time and dedication, in conjunction with a proper diet and exercise, racism can be within anyone's grasp.

apple jacks and an apple

furthermore does anyone remember when encey made that epic seinfeld post rock album a few years back?

weed + wine

I made this tune with the sonic hangon sample http://orange.headfoam.net/sonic.mp3

until you step on some loose rock and twist your ankle, plummeting to your a slow and painful death as you bleed/starve to death in the woods with all your limbs broken getting raped by bear wishing to god you wouldve stayed home with a book and a hot toddy. this guys talking about hiking right?

always wanted to get one. So very spendy...

Hey now...they got casinos out of the deal. seriously. they also got a great deal on the movie casino starring joe pesci and robert dinero on sale at best buy for only 24.99

its fritz lang's n ok?

becuase everyone would be like all "jazzband" all the time.