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Guest Enter a new display name Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 When AFX wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska. AFX has a vacation home on the sun. AFX uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin. AFX invented the apple. AFX Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade. AFX does not age. Every birthday, it's just another year added to his existence, which sucks for you. AFX does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a roundhouse kick. AFX can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up. AFX beat the Sun in a staring contest. If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by AFX in your dream, you DIE! AFX can have his cake AND eat it too. AFX was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands. Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. AFX once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either. AFX CAN lick his elbow. P is for AFX, as is every other letter of the alphabet. AFX puts the FUN in Funeral. AFX'Ss paradise is war. AFX is capable of photosynthesis. AFX has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER. AFX does not love Raymond. AFX can lick his own elbows. At the same time. AFX can kick start a car. AFX doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage. AFX wrote an autobiography....it was just a list of everyone he has killed. Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if AFX kicks you, your relatives will feel it. Bigfoot takes pictures of AFX. As seen in Sidekicks, AFX can climb a rope with one hand, and one hand only. AFX does not dance. He roundhouse kicks to the beat. AFX can MAKE water run uphill. AFX can hold Puff Daddy down. The moon is actually a comet that was once on course to hit earth... then AFX roundhouse kicked it into orbit. AFX can strike a match on a bar of soap. AFX once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won. The only reason the color pink still exists is because AFX is color blind. AFX is allowed to talk about Fight Club. AFX isn't afraid of Urban Legends, he is an Urban Legend. AFX once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch strip of rebar and a sun dried tomato. He shot a 54. On the Asian market, AFX's urine is worth $400 per fluid ounce. See spot. See spot run. See spot get round house kicked in the face by AFX. Niagra Falls is the result of one of Richard's legendary cannon balls. AFX sneezes electricity. AFX performs colonoscopies on himself. If you were killed by AFX, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces. AFX's smile once brought a puppy back to life. You know he jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle. AFX lost both his legs in a car accident....and still managed to walk it off. Contrary to popular belief the Lottery numbers are not random. They are just the number of people AFX killed that given day. AFX invented the corndog. The agent of AFX asked Richard if he wanted to be in Brokeback Mountain. AFX's agent has been missing for almost 2 years now. Never ask AFX to be in a gay cowboy movie. AFX IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU. AFX understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey. AFX belives the hype. AFX CAN in fact stop the beat. When AFX crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways. When AFX picks his nose, he REALLY does find Gold. AFX speaks in all caps. AFX delivers more male with one thrust of his pelvis than the U.S. Postal Service and the Pony Express have combined for the last 146 years. AFX wasn't born with feet, just boots. AFX won a pissing contest against a Russian race horse. When AFX throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back. AFX floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missile. At mach 3. In the face. AFX can dribble a football. AFX’s IQ can be expressed simply as a sideways eight AFX is a stunt double for Optimus Prime. AFX was once asked to repeat himself. The last thing that person ever heard was the wooshing sound of a roundhouse kick. AFX can clap with one hand. AFX had his tonsels removed with a chainsaw. AFX digs graves with a shoe horn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Velazquez Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 AFx once jumped out of a building, farted a parachute, landed unscathed, teabagged your mom and did a spot for Salada tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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