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my grandfather has a huge roll of shamwow material that he keeps in his closet and cuts little pieces off when he needs a rag for something.

 

*Pukes*

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Whoever was my secret santa year before last sent me a very similar object. It is excellent but I didn't get as over-excited like this man genuinely seems to.

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Transcribed Audio as follows:

"peeing doubles here and make a nice

knives are out in the zucconi of

ceramic knives are there were a rust

tyler and changed healthy and

environmental product than people

original taste anik under absolute when

cutting back each of those fruit or meet

verses of salman mention like a mirror

of the night of ceramic knives beautiful

and a sharp called ceramics kato shot

files issue of race in a message is for

nothing teaching rooms

luck you can cut farm hundred pcs up

pagers where they too complex lead just

a for wines suggested cerritos yugoslavs

east will not be mailto arson cutting

fruit away the ceramic knives go through

it will not be black forever just

rexaled unites cutting drugs where easy

to handle for cutting lemon elementary

swelled every popular and also the lemon

jinx tasty

our eyes will be stimulated well may use

a steel knives to cut sonya evening will

be cheerful large i'm ok you happen to

don young all my all i know

sell too and it's going to sell some an

amended used well still nice defence on

if you use of the national life to catch

a gene jet engine judgeships will not be

very smooth pity you for your use sdram

ignite city just like a piece of paper

very smooth weddings to go to jean-juste

shapes or small slice cheese very easy

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you can get to ever reached and i think

the sun

for soft itself just likes to cut a

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black to cut a potato soft a lady and

that easily

look at the salon sees this will be very

few minutes if you have a ceramic knives

and how much margie fractional and and

i'm not gonna take lurk overseas

ourselves saying additional for business

dinner magic spells coming

cuevas who might make a pillar for this

man slices just like a transparent

catered tasty and a beautiful

people outweighs afraid of last year and

make a nice cannot be forced christine

devil ceramic knives where not to be

damages so he's here

don't worry for you carelessness

imagine who fall outside aways former

chief trade

it will be ok still nothing damaged geo

friends ceramic knives will make your

life nigeria enjoy your life thank you"

 

Fucking beautiful. It's like Jabberwocky meets Captain Beefheart. Beck couldn't write lyrics that good if he tried.

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