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Candiru last won the day on April 21 2020

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  1. But they'll still vote for Bernie, who did a pretty good job of staying on topic in 2016. He won the primary in West Virginia, which is coal mining country, lots of oxycontin addiction, and not exactly a place full of BLM signs on people's front lawns. Everything seems clear in retrospect. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/black-lives-matter-activists-disrupt-bernie-sanders-speech-n406546 And let's not even start on the events of 2020, and every major news outlets' concerns about people leaving their house to get back to work during the pandemic vs leaving the house to steal and burn shit. No, those hillbillies didn't just want haircuts, they just don't have the option to work from home for Initech. Think about how much this pisses normal people off, they aren't too dumb to see it. Also, a national conversation that could have been about the economic issues of the pandemic got hijacked and turned into well... you know the rest.
  2. That's not what he said. The elites do not want people to be class conscious so they inject weird racial ideology into everything so that people are less likely to unite. This is really basic knowledge for social democrats pre-2010's, by the way. In fact, if you are progressive and hate poor, rural white people because you assume they are all CHUDs or whatever, you are just falling for another version of the Southern Strategy.
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