kaini Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 the show on c4 tonight about heston blumenthal taking over the running of a little chef was lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 ^ always a LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo Strike Posted January 23, 2009 Author Share Posted January 23, 2009 Another LOL fest last night. Fat jolly woman making risotto, then blending it into a grey paste was excellent. Torode and Wallace clearly fancied Belinda in her tiny shorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Torode and Wallace clearly fancied Belinda in her tiny shorts. doesn't really get more british than that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Torode and Wallace clearly fancied Belinda in her tiny shorts. bitch knew it. i didn't like her at all. i'm glad she didn't win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo Strike Posted January 23, 2009 Author Share Posted January 23, 2009 Yep, I'm glad that the teary bloke who looks like Ming the Merciless got through (although I quite liked the blase attitude of the black woman in the 'prattling on about food' round, who just didn't give a solitary shit). Wallace nearly wet himself over those scallops. On the subject of scallops, why is every cookery program utterly obsessed with them at the moment? They're everywhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 fat, teary, ming the merciless. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Karnov Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Torode and Wallace clearly fancied Belinda in her tiny shorts. doesn't really get more british than that I think you mean IT DOESN'T GET ANY MORE BRITISH THAN THIS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo Strike Posted January 23, 2009 Author Share Posted January 23, 2009 Haha! That photo is great. I loved the bit in last night's when they were bellowing at in other in some Covent Garden cafe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 exsqueeze me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo Strike Posted January 23, 2009 Author Share Posted January 23, 2009 Oops, I did of course mean to write "bellowing at each other" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 i thought that dude was being a bit reckless peeling that celeriac... moments later he cut his thumb off. that vegetarian dude didn't do much to promote vegetarian cuisine - chickpeas, bacon and boiled potatoes? wtf bad plate of food edit: i'm not sure if that girl deserved to win, but i'm glad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 yea, it was quite silly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo Strike Posted January 27, 2009 Author Share Posted January 27, 2009 An utterly farcial episode last night. A fine start with bald man chopping his thumb off, being comforted by Wallace & Torrode, then being carted off to A&E. A shame, because his dish resplendant with thumb tip and blood would doubtlessly of been better than the competition. The realms of the absurd were fully charted with a truly baffling "meat/raw potato in lashings of unsimmered down red wine" dish cooked by the vegetarian. Why?! A dismal performance, as shown on the faces of all involved. Other highlights - the floppy fucked up fondant, or fondOnt as they annoyingly kept saying. Oh dear. They really should of heeded Wallace's sound advice about the path to Masterchef glory being paved with broken and rubbish fondonts. Pretty dark haired girl made it through, but you can guarentfuckingee she'll be out on her arse in the next round. Also scallops again?! Do they force them on the contestants as they enter the building?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 the floppy fucked up fondant, or fondOnt as they annoyingly kept saying. Yeah, what on earth was that one all about ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest grinningcat Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 its filmed in the univeristy halls i used to be in. ALthough in them days (2003) exactly where they show the cooking, it would be full of us students, and totally shit food being served by a turkish chef who used to keep grabbing the breasts of the married, middle aged dinner ladies, much to their pleasure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Pretty dark haired girl made it through, but you can guarentfuckingee she'll be out on her arse in the next round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 so no one is as happy about her winning as she is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo Strike Posted January 31, 2009 Author Share Posted January 31, 2009 so no one is as happy about her winning as she is? Not had a chance to watch it last few days, she's not bungled her way through another round has she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 she was the only one who 'delivered 3 decent plates of food' apparently. her main course seemed was really boring though, salmon on stir-fried veg with potatoes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo Strike Posted January 31, 2009 Author Share Posted January 31, 2009 Just watched it on demand. Her dessert looked quite interesting. As was Gregg's reaction to it, that's the best frenzied giggle we've seen all series! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo Strike Posted February 17, 2009 Author Share Posted February 17, 2009 To be fair, that was a bloody rubbish standard of cooking from pretty much all of them last night. Not a patch on last years yet, though we'll see how they fair in the silly challenges they set them for the rest of the week. My favourite part last night was the black lady looking like she was having a nervous breakdown when they were tasting her food. "Think nerves have got to you tonight" = well deduced Gregg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 haha i like the interplay between sad her and bouncy avatar her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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