Guest David R James Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 women who are under 30 shouldn't count as milfs even if they've had kids. Jessica Alba ? It's insanity. wikipedia have got my back http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_I%27d_..._to_fuck_(MILF) Hell no - MILF means "Mom I'd Like to Fuck" meaning that only the following conditions must apply: 1) You're a mom 2) I want to fuck you And, god dammit, I WANTED TO FUCK JESSICA ALBA'S BABY POOPING VAGINA!!!! ps: While I roundly panned Tracy Jordan as being unfunny at first, I now realize he is capable of some humorous statements Yeah ive always wondered why people choose women who are like 50 or something, like it mean older women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David R James Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Alright, ye shall receive (this isn't the exact one I was thinking of but then I couldn't find that one, soz) Anyone who clicks, should know better at this point - NSFW (or eyes) » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Hell no - MILF means "Mom I'd Like to Fuck" meaning that only the following conditions must apply: 1) You're a mom 2) I want to fuck you And, god dammit, I WANTED TO FUCK JESSICA ALBA'S BABY POOPING VAGINA!!!! ps: While I roundly panned Tracy Jordan as being unfunny at first, I now realize he is capable of some humorous statements oh no you didn't! this is insanity. so you can have a 11 year old milf? Lunacy. Jessica Alba isn't the embodiment of a milf - not on my watch. There's more to milfs than you seem to have allowed into your worldview. It's beyond..... stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David R James Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Hell no - MILF means "Mom I'd Like to Fuck" meaning that only the following conditions must apply: 1) You're a mom 2) I want to fuck you And, god dammit, I WANTED TO FUCK JESSICA ALBA'S BABY POOPING VAGINA!!!! ps: While I roundly panned Tracy Jordan as being unfunny at first, I now realize he is capable of some humorous statements oh no you didn't! this is insanity. so you can have a 11 year old milf? Lunacy. Jessica Alba isn't the embodiment of a milf - not on my watch. There's more to milfs than you seem to have allowed into your worldview. It's beyond..... stuff. I see your point rambo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Alright, ye shall receive (this isn't the exact one I was thinking of but then I couldn't find that one, soz) Anyone who clicks, should know better at this point - NSFW (or eyes) » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « oh god, what the fuck is that?!? a human being!!? *washes eyes with acid* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Just looking at the thumbnail I thought it was another pic of that girl from the Majailoveyou/Calx Sherbert thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Great Maker ShaiHulud Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 women who are under 30 shouldn't count as milfs even if they've had kids. Jessica Alba ? It's insanity. wikipedia have got my back http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_I%27d_..._to_fuck_(MILF) That's Jennifer Beals, man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 I thought a cougar was an older woman who favors younger men, not just a hot older woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Alright, ye shall receive (this isn't the exact one I was thinking of but then I couldn't find that one, soz) Anyone who clicks, should know better at this point - NSFW (or eyes) » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « oh god, what the fuck is that?!? a human being!!? *washes eyes with acid* JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS THAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Alright, ye shall receive (this isn't the exact one I was thinking of but then I couldn't find that one, soz) Anyone who clicks, should know better at this point - NSFW (or eyes) » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « oh god, what the fuck is that?!? a human being!!? *washes eyes with acid* JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS THAT I almost fucking puked when I was glimpsed such a sight, my stomach is weird right now granted but thats fucking fucked up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Great Maker ShaiHulud Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 m i l f, don't you for get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 AAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEGH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 AAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEGH i really hope she is getting it from behind in that picture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 I ORDERED A WHISKEY SOUR NOT A COCKTAIL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 marisa tomei. the woman gets sexier every year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 zaphod you and i have such similar tastes it's eerie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 marisa tomei. the woman gets sexier every year. thats like saying the grass is green and the sky is blue *hi-five* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Great Maker ShaiHulud Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 I believe you meant to post this in the nice asses thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tessier Ashpool Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Hell no - MILF means "Mom I'd Like to Fuck" meaning that only the following conditions must apply: 1) You're a mom 2) I want to fuck you And, god dammit, I WANTED TO FUCK JESSICA ALBA'S BABY POOPING VAGINA!!!! ps: While I roundly panned Tracy Jordan as being unfunny at first, I now realize he is capable of some humorous statements oh no you didn't! this is insanity. so you can have a 11 year old milf? Lunacy. Jessica Alba isn't the embodiment of a milf - not on my watch. There's more to milfs than you seem to have allowed into your worldview. It's beyond..... stuff. I see your point rambo point taken . . . sort of . . . . ugh. . . but, to be fair, I would NOT like to fuck her . . . so she's not technically a MILF. How about this, what if you had a woman who was 12, had a kid, but she had progeria so she looked like she was really 70 and, for some odd-ass reason, you wanted to fuck her . . . would she THEN qualify as an appropriate MILF Rambo . . . Huh. .. . ANSWER ME!!!!! . . .. or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Great Maker ShaiHulud Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 the hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 whoa , Japan has come a long way with Robotics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Great Maker ShaiHulud Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Fuck you motherfuckers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 *face palm* fml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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