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WATMM Standard Operating Procedure


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Beyond simply posting and replying to threads, WATMM life consists in a set of more or less standard customs, habits, rituals and activities of a shared meaning that define this sick little world on the internets. Here is my start of a list of standard actions for WATMM living that counts me in as a member of the community. I am curious what is on your list.

 

  • contributing to a rolling lol
  • mocking delet..-speak
  • posting NSFW content (spoiler tags & label or not)
  • writing a 'last post'
  • leaving and then returning to the forum
  • getting embroiled in a flame war with someone / holding a grudge against a user
  • crushing on a user
  • blocking a user
  • being called out for posting something that is jazzband
  • telling a nub to read the rules
  • standard usage of 'd00dz,' 'teh,' 'qtf,' 'avator' or other like argot
  • seizing on every opportunity to quote "The Big Lebowski"
  • being jealous of art posted to teh 'post your latest artwork' thread
  • consistently hating on a chosen WATMM featured artist or Venetian Snares
  • having your thread moved to the Nonsense/Crap Trashcan
  • having something posted to WATMM incite a furious masturbation session
  • championing a new forum meme
  • increased appreciation for burgers
  • failing to hold a candle to other users' old-skool music, film or video game knowledge
  • having your emotions significantly affected by a post
  • cursing the 'no dynamic img tags' rule
  • spending at least 25 minutes straight desperately hitting refresh when WATMM is down
  • posting on BeakDotCom Forum afterward
  • using certain threads as a chance to improve your animated gif-making skills
  • hoping to impress people in the 'POST YOUR MOST RECENT PIC' thread
  • having strong feelings about new members and banned members
  • participating in a WATMM-curated compilation of tracks
  • wanting essines
  • sending and receiving a Secret Santa gift
  • vainly designing WATMM t-shirt logos
  • getting attached to a particular smiley
  • posting a durnck thread you regret and try to delete later
  • dominating a game of WATMM iSketch
  • drawing a HUGE cock in WATMM iSketch
  • talking to yourself for at least 10 minutes in an empty WATMM chat forum
  • trying and failing to put a moderator on ignore
  • meeting people from the forum in r/l
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Guest 277: 930-933

Trying to find watmm during watmm's downtime only to find it to be gone, then reading a bit about watmm on That Other Site™ and then curling up into fetal position waiting for the sun to come up.

 

PS I fell in love with an That Other Site™ electronic music African American.

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*rolling lol
*isketch, need to get back into it
*rolling photoshop collage
*starting a "recommend me ____" thread
*getting good recommendations from someones else's recommendation thread
*starting a "whats wrong with my computer" thread
*searching for watmm when watmm is down
*probably more...
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