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Okay, so I was in a local park walking with my girlfriend and we happened upon this sign (see attached) that was propped up on a hedge. I am utterly flummoxed by it. I have no idea what it could mean. Any information would be great.

 

I'm pretty sure it is some kind of hobo sign. The last symbol definitely looks like a hobo symbol, but I couldn't find a match or anything approximating it online.

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I'm not sure what the words mean, but the three symbols at the bottom clearly stand for: "Kiss" "A Sideways Ass That Turns Into Infinity" and "A Big Kiss"

 

 

 

 

 

that's hobos for ya

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The Hobos have something called a 'Pake B.A.T.'

 

and they clearly want no Fifh in it.

 

I can come up with no logical refutation of this statement other than to suggest that these "hobos" we speak of could just as well be filthy hippies, the difference being academic.

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The Hobos have something called a 'Pake B.A.T.'

 

and they clearly want no Fifh in it.

 

simple.

 

Clearly.

 

I think No Fifh In Pake B.A.T is a secret bonus track off Konklaver.

 

I was thinking the same thing. I'll have to rip the melba toast box that the sign was written on to wav and do some spectral analysis.

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probably schizophrenia. I still have an instruction manual from a homeless woman that talked about the safety in avoiding microwaves, and an underground sex slave ring based out of Boston. She used to tape her mouth shut and eyes open when she went to sleep. I remember walking in on her and she looked like she had been bound and gagged, I flicked the light on in the dorm and she just waved me away, as if everything was kosher. very strange.

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I don't get what's so difficult to understand about no fucking fifh in pake bat. :confused:

Just keep that shit out.

 

 

 

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I am putting my life at risk, dear Watmm friends, so allow me to be brief and when done, forget you ever read this.

 

It is ancient hobo prophecy. It speaks of the day the Hobo army increases it's numbers tenfold and thus is able to overthrow Hobo government and wage conquest on their enemy, the Homo's. Do not confuse Homo with the slang for gay male. Homo is used in the language of Hobos to describe the opposite of those that believe in the values opposite that of Hobodom. (HOMeOwner).

 

I understand that by now you might ask yourself this basic question. Who is this thec fellow and how does he know all this?

 

Allow me to explain. I use LUNIX so naturally am more gifted in the ways of those that can't spend money and admit mistakes. Think of me as a portal between our world and the Hobo realm. I monitor Hobo activity and occasionally post Hobowarnings on my hoblog. Needless to say, some parts of Hobosiety see me as a threat and a menacy. I risk a lot.

But I digress.

 

Widespread interpretation of certain events in the Hobobible has led to a general understanding that sometime in the next few years, I quote, " a racially confusing man in a city that houses a giant phallic symbol [sic the Hobobible is ancient so it's mostly allegoric] will break down Homo society by a series of events that started by spending money and admitting mistakes."

The exact opposite of Hobo belief.

 

While rational Hobos argue that Hobos and Homos can peacefully coexist, more hardcore Hobomembers of the army have formed die-hard, almost occult, groups that worship the total annihilation of Homo society. Even though the more rational Hobos were able to keep them at bay for a while, the radicals' numbers have been increasing steadily over the last few months.

Some rational Hobos even became convinced the growth of the Hoboarmy ment the prophecy must be right and betrayed their Hobobrethren and joined the uproar. Hobomedia reacted violently and made a big deal hitting it's peak when Box news called the whole thing a shame on the shameless. Hobosiety basically split it half.

 

This is where your sign comes in. After the split the Hoboarmy was quick to overthrow Hobogovernment simply by having bigger sticks and is now rapidly and quite aggressively increasing it's recruitment drive via propaganda such as the one you found.

 

It reads.

 

"Have nothing to lose? Join the cause, stalk for change, yes we can(nister of change)."

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