Guest Coalbucket PI Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I made a special effort to not get drunk tonight, because it seems like I'm always drunk lately, but what has ultimately come of this is that its the middle of the night, I've watched 2 episodes of The X Files and browsed the internet quite a lot, eaten some jaffa cakes and chocolate fingers, and heard my housemate and his girlfriend taking part in intercourse as many as 3 times. :unhappy: Now I'm probably going to watch more X Files and pray his penis is excoriated and painful. And also my sheets smell because of all the booze stink I must have been sweating into them this past fortnight of alcohol consumption Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 if you can't beat 'em join 'em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 so what do you want, a fucking medal? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 so what do you want, a fucking medal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 ill take a medal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I want a 'fucking' medal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 so what do you want, a fucking medal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 so thats where that went ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 yep..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 You should accept the noise they make, no matter how late they get laid, because they mainly do it for the rush, the adaptation, and the general backwardness of the act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 just jerk off along with them... makes sure you stick something up your ass too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Dylan Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 WTF? Oh sig meme eh. Seriously you can only battle sex with... SEX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 battling sex with sex is sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 just jerk off along with them... makes sure you stick something up your ass too you'll come stupid hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 My apartment neighbors probably hear me raging at Team Fortress 2 whilst I scream racial epithets at my monitor whenever a demoman or pyro kills me in a cheap fashion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 lol nene, whos that in your avatar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 but together they make sweet love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest aron Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 eat metal you metal dude metal metal metal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 My apartment neighbors probably hear me raging at Team Fortress 2 whilst I scream racial epithets at my monitor whenever a demoman or pyro kills me in a cheap fashion i always get conscientious of my vocal output while playing halo or fucking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 i live in a duplex, the other half is rented by neighbors that are irish catholic, condoms are a sin, they have four or five kids (i don't keep close track). regularly i'm happily sleeping into the afternoon when i hear the greedy screams of ADHD lads playing football indoors. today it got to be a bit much, so i just started screaming like i was being raped by a horse. satisfying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 when flatsitting in the summer the neighbours would fuck and i guess they were doing some kinky stuff, it sounded like the security system/smoke monster from lost + man going "mmmmmmmmmmmmhhmmmmmmmmmmh" and the woman shouting "OW" very loudly. eventually it was just the occasional "OW" and nothing else. for a few hours. started at about 10am tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 i used to hear my parents all the time... "ooh yeah ram it deep inside me, oh harder faster YEAH!!" i'd be like "shut up dad i'm trying to sleep!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest countchocula Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 apart from the bacon i love the homosexual innuendo. i used to hear my parents all the time... "ooh yeah ram it deep inside me, oh harder faster YEAH!!" i'd be like "shut up dad i'm trying to sleep!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 play some mad tampax triplet trax, cr8zy ape jam, fuck their shit up, u noe what i mean rumor has it tampax triplet == mrx? i used that shit to clear the hallway in the dorms my freshman year of college, no joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DaveMike Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 i got treated for chlamydia today! fucking wooot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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