Guest cardan Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 the only answer to is oooooh along with them. whenever the guy says "oh yeah" say "ooh yeah" in a high pitched mock voice. and when she moans return the noise in a deep manly voice. that is such a great idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thanksomuch Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 My apartment neighbors probably hear me raging at Team Fortress 2 whilst I scream racial epithets at my monitor whenever a demoman or pyro kills me in a cheap fashion i have also wondered how many of my nieghbors hear me screamijng at my computer while playing online games. also, get a fucking mic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 its happening again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David R James Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 its happening again Excellent sampling material Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 its happening again Excellent sampling material Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Synthacat 9 Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 use this window of time to do painful tasks that require quite a bit of loud screaming, such as: stapling your anus shut pulling out your toenails and eating them masturbating with a cheese grater breaking your nose and doing a line (in either order) knocking a tall bookshelf over on yourself whilst nudewhatever the choice, be sure to videotape it. when your neighbor asks later what happened to you (as would any concerned neighbor who would find you in such a state of disrepair) hand him the videotape with a little note on it saying "I only do this when you're fucking" or something to that extent. This will bring your neighborly relationship to a whole new level Just kidding, have a wank instead :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 i was trying to get a nap about an hour ago. i give up because it sounded like neighbors playing football indoors, or some shit. so you know what i did?? i went and i put on all the drill trackqs from druckqs at a volume that'd make the fillings in your teeth rattle. then i enqueued winnipeg is a frozen shithole. that's on the last track now. the thing is, i don't think this will bother them, even if they hear it. the point was to just drown out all sound i didn't control for a few hours -- kind of a passive way to vent my annoyance. it works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 i've been meaning to say this people in the next room fucking me in this room, not sleeping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 my room was directly under my parents room. my dad used to fanatically play RTCW (now he plays CoD 4 or, more recently, CoDWaW). He'd play for a few hours on fridays, drinking scotch like a hero. after about 3 or 4 hours, when it was probably midnight or 1am, he'd leave the game, and go into his bedroom. he'd fuck the shit out of my mom and then go back to his game and drink more scotch. i think to avoid hearing this from my own bed i started playing games more. thanks dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 lol, your dad is a fucking hero living the dream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 my room was directly under my parents room. my dad used to fanatically play RTCW (now he plays CoD 4 or, more recently, CoDWaW). He'd play for a few hours on fridays, drinking scotch like a hero. after about 3 or 4 hours, when it was probably midnight or 1am, he'd leave the game, and go into his bedroom. he'd fuck the shit out of my mom and then go back to his game and drink more scotch. i think to avoid hearing this from my own bed i started playing games more. thanks dad. awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 I made a special effort to not get drunk tonight, because it seems like I'm always drunk lately, but what has ultimately come of this is that its the middle of the night, I've watched 2 episodes of The X Files and browsed the internet quite a lot, eaten some jaffa cakes and chocolate fingers, and heard my housemate and his girlfriend taking part in intercourse as many as 3 times. :unhappy: Now I'm probably going to watch more X Files and pray his penis is excoriated and painful. And also my sheets smell because of all the booze stink I must have been sweating into them this past fortnight of alcohol consumption i used to have a flatmate that was into noisy sex ... it was annoying ... "NoOoOoooOoo *insert name* NooOoot therrrre .. doOoooooOOn'ttt" etsetranor ad infindum ... and heard my housemate and his girlfriend taking part in intercourse as many as 3 times. :unhappy: Now I'm probably going to watch more X Files and pray his penis is excoriated and painful. i hear you. the only way to do it properly is to bring your girl too and make her scream. it was so funny one night when my roomate and his gf were doing it and me & my gf were doing it, both in separate rooms, and we could hear each other from time to time. next day there was an immediate question whether this is the next step towards swinging lol see thats just weird. thats why i dont want other people to hear me fucking and I dont want to hear other people fucking. FUCK QUIETLY. I have the decorum to fuck at my girlfriends house where nobody can hear, and I also make sure I'm a very poor lover so she doesn't sigh or make any noise at all and she can hardly even tell she's having sex hahaha .. well done sir .. ;-] .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David R James Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 I accidentally walked into my own house to quietly once to the sound of monkey sex, thats what it sounded like anyway. Then while quietly sitting in my room mashing up some sounds i could hear the embarrisment chatter on the other side of my door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 nenes avatar is in no way attractive, look at the cellulite on those legs. Fucking lol @ essines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 What are you talking about, that's milf-y cellulite. Shit's hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 cellulite ain't alright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Only a tiny bit of cellulite is alright on a REALLY hot mum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 More Cushion For Da Pushin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 celluite ain't alright but a little celluite on a milf at night is the heat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Synthacat 9 Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 they come out in the skeet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 years ago, the misses and i were awaken in the middle of the night by the sweet sounds of love makin'... we partook in sweet love makin' of our own and reciprocated the sounds of love on through the south pasadena night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 yes, make it a competition!! work towards world peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 i like loud sex hearing other people makes me want sex more (aka get a hard on), and it also annoys me cause i probably won't be having sex at all. quiet sex is fucked up, nothing decent about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 I used to live with a guy that fancied my girlfriend at the time, which she knew and hated, so we fucked as loudly as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 I used to live with a guy that fancied my girlfriend at the time, which she knew and hated, so we fucked as loudly as possible. retarded solution; i'm sure he just wanked to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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