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suggests drinking games for all:

let's start with the 3-pint challenge. Which is this: take 3 pints, pour into upside down frisbee. two mcdonalds straws. two people. drink. the record is 23 seconds. You must clean out the frisbee, nothing left around the edges.

 

*produces frisbee, 2 mcdonalds straws, buys 3 pints*

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*takes a piss at the urinal wall. the taps come on and spray my legs and feet, as they're aimed outwards rather than at the wall*

 

(that fucking happened to me last night...)

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*takes a piss at the urinal wall. the taps come on and spray my legs and feet, as they're aimed outwards rather than at the wall*

 

(that fucking happened to me last night...)

 

idrn was supposed to have that fixed last week.

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*takes a piss at the urinal wall. the taps come on and spray my legs and feet, as they're aimed outwards rather than at the wall*

 

(that fucking happened to me last night...)

 

idrn was supposed to have that fixed last week.

 

too busy shining his belt studs

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Guest abusivegeorge
He stopped trying to resist after about 10 minutes.

 

How many times had he cum by then?

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Guest abusivegeorge
BARKEEP

 

GIMME A SHOT OF GASOLINE, DAMMIT

 

Would you like that flaming Luke? Bare in mind thats a fucking hazard.

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