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Guest JohnTqs
lol how about i rob a bank and then if they catch me, i kill myself.

 

:jedi:

 

that's pretty much the only option you have

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At least you have a butthole

 

lol

that's like the last thing i person can be grateful for. when they've lost everything else "well, at least i still have a butthole."

 

 

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At least you have a butthole

 

lol

that's like the last thing i person can be grateful for. when they've lost everything else "well, at least i still have a butthole."

 

I wouldn't say its the last thing actually, I would hate to have the feeling of needing a shit 24/7 but never being able to take one.

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At least you have a butthole

 

lol

that's like the last thing i person can be grateful for. when they've lost everything else "well, at least i still have a butthole."

 

I wouldn't say its the last thing actually, I would hate to have the feeling of needing a shit 24/7 but never being able to take one.

tahts' what happens with a dick in your ass right?

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Let's not just stop there. This is the ultimate in self-affirmations. The following bullet point list is clinically proven to make you feel better:

 

  • You don't have cancer.
  • You don't live in a war-torn third world country.
  • You have access to all the great music in the world for free.
  • You're not banned from WATMM (yet).
  • You're not missing any limbs (I'm assuming).
  • Porn is free.
  • Burgers are cheap.
  • It's Beneboi.
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At least you have a butthole

 

lol

that's like the last thing i person can be grateful for. when they've lost everything else "well, at least i still have a butthole."

 

I wouldn't say its the last thing actually, I would hate to have the feeling of needing a shit 24/7 but never being able to take one.

tahts' what happens with a dick in your ass right?

 

Yes

 

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Would you like to consolidate all your existing bills into one simple, managable monthly payment?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Guest hahathhat
At least you have a butthole

 

lol

that's like the last thing i person can be grateful for. when they've lost everything else "well, at least i still have a butthole."

 

I wouldn't say its the last thing actually, I would hate to have the feeling of needing a shit 24/7 but never being able to take one.

tahts' what happens with a dick in your ass right?

 

Yes

 

how about when there's a dick in your cereal??

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Guest JohnTqs
Let's not just stop there. This is the ultimate in self-affirmations. The following bullet point list is clinically proven to make you feel better:

 

  • You don't have cancer.
  • You don't live in a war-torn third world country.
  • You have access to all the great music in the world for free.
  • You're not banned from WATMM (yet).
  • You're not missing any limbs (I'm assuming).
  • Porn is free.
  • Burgers are cheap.
  • It's Beneboi.

 

made me feel better

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At least you have a butthole

 

lol

that's like the last thing i person can be grateful for. when they've lost everything else "well, at least i still have a butthole."

 

I wouldn't say its the last thing actually, I would hate to have the feeling of needing a shit 24/7 but never being able to take one.

tahts' what happens with a dick in your ass right?

 

Yes

 

 

like in that one wu-tang song?

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Guest no weed
get joyrex to ban you for a month year and sort your life out.

awww no lol, watmm isn't the problem..

 

 

 

im sorry you despise me

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get joyrex to ban you for a month year and sort your life out.

awww no lol, watmm isn't the problem..

 

 

 

im sorry you despise me

 

 

whatever. most people would just get on and sort it out and not moan how bad they have it.

 

well done again you must feel better now you have 3+ pages on your thread.

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Guest JohnTqs
made me feel better

 

Buy my book, available on Amazon next week. It's a self-help book entitled "Shut The Hell Up You Emo Faggot, You Have No Idea How Good You Have It".

 

hey thanks for the heads up, i'll check that out.

 

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