why are cats more popular than dogs on the internet?

[Guest my usernames always really suck]

Explain yourselves.

[Guest abusivegeorge]

Would you rather have head from a Cat or a Dog? Well there you go then.

[Joyrex]

Although I am a cat person, I would prefer head from a dog - cat's tongues are too raspy

[Guest analogue wings]

The dog owners are outside walking their dogs

[autopilot]

Because cats are awesomer.

 

It really doesn't get more complex than that.

[Capsaicin]

WHO'S MAN'S BEST FRIEND?

 

SURE AS FUCKING HELL IT'S NOT A FUCKING CAT

[Dragon]

Because cats are awesomer.

 

It really doesn't get more complex than that.

[Hautlle]

I would have to agree with the idea that dog people are more "outdoorsy" type people.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Plus cats can fuck off

[gunnar]

cats are idm. and they know how to use the toilet

[Guest Caustic]

Cats make stupid faces on camera apparently.

 

Mine doesn't. I don't think he knows about the internet.

[Guest boo]

google image search

 

 

dog

 

Resultaten 1 - 20 van ongeveer 55.100.000 (0,04 seconden)

 

cat

 

Resultaten 1 - 20 van ongeveer 35.700.000 (0,02 seconden)

[Guest my usernames always really suck]

google image search

 

 

dog

 

Resultaten 1 - 20 van ongeveer 55.100.000 (0,04 seconden)

 

cat

 

Resultaten 1 - 20 van ongeveer 35.700.000 (0,02 seconden)

Go on Youtube and try this.

 

Typical 5-minute video of a dog doing something hilarious usually has, at most, a couple dozen thousand views.

 

10 second clip of a kitten doing nothing at all, MILLIONS OF VIEWS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

[autopilot]

I think the net presence of the two species sums it up nicely:

 

 

lolcat

 

 

faildog

[Guest Mirezzi]

Because dogs are boring fucking slaves for boring fucking dickheads, most especially trailer trash and patagonia cunts...and cats are thoughtful, better looking, and they taste like candy.

[Guest Lindrum Larry Cocopipe]

buy a cat and a dog and see which one gives you the most laughs

 

[Guest Glass Plate]

yeah cats have more variety of photogenicness where as with dogs it's the same shit over and over.

[YEK]

DOG

 

 

 

 

 

 

CAT

 

 

 

[Guest my usernames always really suck]

cats are thoughtful

:teeth:

[Guest Mirezzi]

yeah cats have more variety of photogenicness where as with dogs it's the same shit over and over.

Yeah, you mean like staring into the lens like boring fucking slaves?

 

[Guest Glass Plate]

You obviously haven't seen the fine cinematography that is japanese youtube cat videos

[Guest Caustic]

Dogs don't have what it takes to has a cheezburgr.

[Guest my usernames always really suck]

yeah cats have more variety of photogenicness where as with dogs it's the same shit over and over.

Yeah, you mean like staring into the lens like boring fucking slaves?

 

[Guest abusivegeorge]

That cat is about to have an epileptic seizure. His eyes are going.

[Guest Mirezzi]

yeah cats have more variety of photogenicness where as with dogs it's the same shit over and over.

Yeah, you mean like staring into the lens like boring fucking slaves?

 

That's a perfect and immediate illustration of my point.

 

That dog's thinking, "I like you, I like you, I like you, food, food, food, fetch, I like you, fetch, fetch, I like you..."

 

That cat, however, is mysterious. While he seems generally happy to be in front of a camera, I'm sensing his internal dialog and it goes something like this..."Hi there, you're probably looking for your dog, eh cameraman? I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

[Guest jim]

those lolcats have never made me lol

 

beedogs are infinitely more lolworthy