keltoi Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 complete the sentence for lols. my hair stylist... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 my hair stylists boobs feel nice on my back edit: penis i mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 10, 2009 Author Share Posted April 10, 2009 my hair stylist likes it in the butt edit: salon i mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Etch Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 My hair stylist is dead. I killed her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 by the way i meant penis rather than tits, not penis rather than back. but his tits feel nice on my penis too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 is my dad, my mum and my auntie, all proffesionally for truths Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 ... is a puff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 10, 2009 Author Share Posted April 10, 2009 this is amazing. i'm a proud man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 ... uses semen for super hold. Babies grow on my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 is a gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 ... was well good but the bloody place got shut down. Stupid credit crunch..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chloe S Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 loves pussy and cocaine. i need a new one me thinks.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 my hair stylist sucks cock for crack cocaine now mended loves pussy and cocaine. i need a new one me thinks.. strange Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkaholic Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 was Japanese and went to beauty school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 i've had my hair cut by the same beautiful woman and her mother since i was a baby. she's since had a kid and is every bit as gorgeous.. "Dawn" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goonstock Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 is my dad, my mum and my auntie, all proffesionally for truths me too lets be hair stylists family buddies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 my hair stylist... ... is an anagram for try a slimy shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deep Fried Everything Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 . . . is Scottish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 hair stylist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deep Fried Everything Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 I got a haircut at a place (sadly, now closed) called "Executive Cuts" which was a topless hair salon for men. Fucking amazing experience, having your hair cut (rather well, I must add) by a hot chick that constantly dangles her funbags in your face and gives you a shoulder massage afterwards, with aforementioned boobs rubbing in your face while on your lap in the chair. Best 60 bucks I ever spent. This was 2002 though. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! best new business idea ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest melotronic Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 I got a haircut at a place (sadly, now closed) called "Executive Cuts" which was a topless hair salon for men. Fucking amazing experience, having your hair cut (rather well, I must add) by a hot chick that constantly dangles her funbags in your face and gives you a shoulder massage afterwards, with aforementioned boobs rubbing in your face while on your lap in the chair. Best 60 bucks I ever spent. This was 2002 though. that. sounds. incredible! my hair stylist... doesn't exist because i'm heterosexual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 ... is me and you can tell at the moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 giggles when i call her hair "kinky" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 I got a haircut at a place (sadly, now closed) called "Executive Cuts" which was a topless hair salon for men. Fucking amazing experience, having your hair cut (rather well, I must add) by a hot chick that constantly dangles her funbags in your face and gives you a shoulder massage afterwards, with aforementioned boobs rubbing in your face while on your lap in the chair. Best 60 bucks I ever spent. This was 2002 though. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! best new business idea ever. Americans don't enjoy subtlety huh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taxman Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 ...is me and cuts my hair for free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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