Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 his (leadrole) movies are so bad/good. i dismissed him until i actually watched one of his movies and now I want to see everything. (i forget which movie i saw) i saw bankjob recently and it was awful. hes like a pussy ass dude for 1 hour 20 mins then in the last scene he goes double hard bastard on some noobs and the film is saved. (hint: skip to the end. better hint: skip the movie). his attempts at american accents are truly brilliant. transporter is truly an awful movie. i haven't seen crank or crank 2 but the tagline: "he was dead. but he got better" cracks me up. genius. hes like grant mitchell on double hard steroids respect what else was he in? well obv lock stock and snatch. 2 mins turkish. edit: fuck you hippy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 He's going to be in 'The Expendables', with Stallone, Arnie, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren and Mickey Rourke. It's clearly going to be the best thing ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Jason Statham is pure awesome. He had a cameo in Collateral: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 He was awesome in Lock Stock and Snatch. He's reallybad/awesome in all his action flicks, once and a while I dl one to be entertained for 90 min. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 crank was horrendous. i don't understand how they could ever come up with a way to pitch crank 2. i'm still stunned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 isnt there like 3 transporter movies ?? He was also in The Italian Job which was pretty decent but then again he wasnt the main lead in that movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 crank was horrendous. i don't understand how they could ever come up with a way to pitch crank 2. i'm still stunned. you're an idiot, crank was a fun action movie, i actually just watched it last night and really enjoyed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 crank was horrendous. i don't understand how they could ever come up with a way to pitch crank 2. i'm still stunned. you're an idiot, crank was a fun action movie, i actually just watched it last night and really enjoyed it. If it wasn't for crank, this scene would have never had happen. NSFW/Spoiler » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 the remake of deathrace 2000... WOW TOTALLY AMAZONG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest maantecaaa!!! Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 crank was horrendous. i don't understand how they could ever come up with a way to pitch crank 2. i'm still stunned. you're an idiot, crank was a fun action movie, i actually just watched it last night and really enjoyed it. I have an idea for Crank 3...instead of needing electricity every hour or whatever to live, he needs to have sex once an hour. Hijinks ensue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 the remake of deathrace 2000... WOW TOTALLY AMAZONG have you started hanging out with my sister (lives in brighton/sweden)? amazong is exactly the kind of thing she would say. oh, it was probably a typo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 god i hate this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 the remake of deathrace 2000... WOW TOTALLY AMAZONG have you started hanging out with my sister (lives in brighton/sweden)? amazong is exactly the kind of thing she would say. oh, it was probably a typo i'll look out for her, presumably she is sultry and mysterious and beautiful with the most amazong hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 she usually has her hair in a bob and dyes it blonde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 SLAG I HATE HER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 did anyone even watch this one ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 alright alright alright some good appreciating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 god i hate this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 guys the thread is about appreciating. if you have nothing nice to say then maybe go fuckyourselfs*roundhouse to the head* peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 The Deathrace remake was fun.....only thing Statham has been in which I didn't want to destroy my computer screen, or a friends tv set... Guy Ritchie can sucks my balls though.... Revolver???? and I hate Snatch as well.... was going to see Lock, Stock but since I feel like I can't support anything this man does, just out of good sense, I am now the only person left on Earth who hasn't seen LS & 2SB's.... initially I didn't want to see it b/c it looked like another Tarantino rip off... pretty sure it still is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 i've only seen lock stock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest catsonearth Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 jason statham is a weird hero. he does the martial arts fight scenes in all his movies, so he's basically like the new version of steven segal or van damme, but somehow his movies still get theatrical releases. most of them are super tongue in cheek, so i can't hate, but they are really horrible. the most ridiculous fight scene i've seen in a long time was from the first transporter movie when he dumps the oil tanks over, gets all greased up and then proceeds to take out a room of guys with broken off bike pedals on his feet. probably the gayest thing ever put on film, honestly. but still strangely awesome at the same time. and the most ridiculous action sequence i've ever seen is in transporter 2 when he jumps the car and it goes rolling through the air and it's timed perfectly so when his car rolls upside down he's passing a crane hook that conveniently removes the ticking bomb from the underside of his car and then he lands in the parking garage next to it. totally retarded, but still somehow the coolest thing ever because you can't believe that somebody actually went through a ton of shit just to get that retarded moment on film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 i've never heard of this stuff but i kind of want to watch it now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 did anyone even watch this one ??? he needs to stay out of midieval times! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 did anyone even watch this one ??? "alright mate, i'm here to remove the asbestos, with my sword" actually, asbestos sounds quite mystical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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