Squee Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 NSFW » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 NSFW » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « ===>UU (actual size) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 roughly 1 inch and i know how to use every inch of it :shade: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 12.5 inches ish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 lol @ 3-5 people actually fessing up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 I ran out of tape measure before I got to the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 inverted elevator button ish 6.8 ish edit : but i'm 5'2" so it looks huge when erected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 I touched my tongue to the tip of my penis once when I was a teenager. I sat on the toilet and bent down as far as I could whilst in bonerfication mode, full-strength. For about 10 minutes my tongue, at full extension, was about a centimeter away from the tip of my upright penis. It was as if God himself had forbade man to act as dog. I heard a click in my back and a slight euphoric feeling as my ass slumped farther into the bowl. Tongue was touching penis and all was right in the world. I had broken the lord's curse and no longer yearned for the touch of woman or man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 YES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 I touched my tongue to the tip of my penis once when I was a teenager. I sat on the toilet and bent down as far as I could whilst in bonerfication mode, full-strength. For about 10 minutes my tongue, at full extension, was about a centimeter away from the tip of my upright penis. It was as if God himself had forbade man to act as dog. I heard a click in my back and a slight euphoric feeling as my ass slumped farther into the bowl. Tongue was touching penis and all was right in the world. I had broken the lord's curse and no longer yearned for the touch of woman or man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 I touched my tongue to the tip of my penis once when I was a teenager. I sat on the toilet and bent down as far as I could whilst in bonerfication mode, full-strength. For about 10 minutes my tongue, at full extension, was about a centimeter away from the tip of my upright penis. It was as if God himself had forbade man to act as dog. I heard a click in my back and a slight euphoric feeling as my ass slumped farther into the bowl. Tongue was touching penis and all was right in the world. I had broken the lord's curse and no longer yearned for the touch of woman or man. back when I was more limber, I would practice this. I was able to get at least 1.5 inches in my mouth at one point, and it was amazing. I had to stop myself many times from going to far and cumming in my own mouth. This is true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 I had to stop myself many times from going to far and cumming in my own mouth. Liar! :kiss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 i actually find it impressive that anyone can stay fully erect whilst measuring with a ruler, every time i pick up a ruler i get a memory of underlining headings in school - i should probably try to extend that memory to include school uniforms and stuff, er, yea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 i'm going to replace it with when kate went to borrow my ruler and accidentally touched my hand as i went to hand it to her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Yes, that's a solid ruler memory. My parents have memories of getting hit with rulers by their teachers, so I guess it could be worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 I knew a girl in high school that thought all guys were 9" and hard all the time, until she had a revelation watching a basketball game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 I knew a girl in high school that thought all guys were 9" and hard all the time, until she had a revelation watching a basketball game. Really? That's pretty strange. Do you guys hear, "I think you're too big for me." or "You've got the biggest penis I've ever been with." from every girl you date? I think this is just something their mothers tell them to say or something. There's no way this can be true in my case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Really? That's pretty strange. She was one o' them seckshully repressed Ih-piss-co-pay-lee-enns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 I knew a girl in high school that thought all guys were 9" and hard all the time, until she had a revelation watching a basketball game. Really? That's pretty strange. Do you guys hear, "I think you're too big for me." or "You've got the biggest penis I've ever been with." from every girl you date? I think this is just something their mothers tell them to say or something. There's no way this can be true in my case. I've had "why is your cock so perfect and massive?" a few times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 I've had "why is your cock so perfect and massive?" a few times. PM me some pics, Rainbow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Fucking lol, i've just recieved this pm Pics of your penis, NAO! Got to love Yegg. Unless you're a paintist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 And the same goes for every other "perfect and massive" johnson on WATMM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 what would i get for sending it? vadge pics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 aint no party like a watmm vadge + penii party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Mine is still a little beat up after I tried to rip it off, but I don't have a camera. Very sorry, Yegg. It looks a little something like this: 8=*==/===D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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