Guest EDGEY Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 http://www.textsfromlastnight.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Here's a good one I got from WATMM's Gary C on Sunday night: I just shat and vommed at the same time. Love you from chloe, jab, callum, nick and emma too. And piss cock partridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 haha americans have text messages now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 (214): dude. I'm so drunk. (972): pete, this is bryce's mom (214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass (972): pete, this is still bryce's mom LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 haha americans have text messages now yeah, we also have dental hygiene - perhaps NHS will offer that to you guys someday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EDGEY Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 haha americans have text messages now yeah, we also have dental hygiene - perhaps NHS will offer that to you guys someday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 haha americans have text messages now yeah, we also have dental hygiene - perhaps NHS will offer that to you guys someday i'm slightly disappointed that you didn't say "you lot" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 This one's a lol: (508): hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi (214): ok, stay where you are, be there soon haha americans have text messages now yeah, we also have dental hygiene - perhaps NHS will offer that to you guys someday i'm slightly disappointed that you didn't say "you lot" Well, Ah wuz tryin' to be moar 'merican, y'know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 (803): I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Need ur aereola diameter lol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 haha americans have text messages now I've had them on my service since 2003. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 haha americans have text messages now I've had them on my service since 2003. exactly we were text messaging at the peak of idm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 haha americans have text messages now I've had them on my service since 2003. exactly we were text messaging at the peak of idm http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Text_messaging#History Many companies have claimed to have sent the very first text message, but according to a former employee of NASA, Edward Lantz, the first was sent via a simple Motorola beeper in 1989 by Raina Forteni from New York City to Melbourne Beach, Florida using upside down numbers that could be read as words and sounds. The first SMS typed on a GSM phone is claimed to have been sent by Riku Pihkonen, an engineer student at Nokia, in 1993. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 (906): I seriously wish I was FB friends with her sigh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 lets see if we can get some watmm memes on there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abracadabra Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 (619): i miss you so much (858): i miss you too (858): oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 haha americans have text messages now I've had them on my service since 2003. exactly we were text messaging at the peak of idm http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Text_messaging#History Many companies have claimed to have sent the very first text message, but according to a former employee of NASA, Edward Lantz, the first was sent via a simple Motorola beeper in 1989 by Raina Forteni from New York City to Melbourne Beach, Florida using upside down numbers that could be read as words and sounds. The first SMS typed on a GSM phone is claimed to have been sent by Riku Pihkonen, an engineer student at Nokia, in 1993. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 jesus what a pissing contest. Just remember, every cell phone in the world uses US technology. Qualcomm and Broadcom pwn you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 my jibe was more about social stuff than technology Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 I knew he was flame baiting, I just wanted to play it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 (502): Dude, just got a bummer. (1-502): What?? (502): A blow job from a homeless chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 my jibe was more about social stuff than technology which of course brings up the very important question...does technology drive society? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deepex Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 (314): Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 (919): I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 (312): You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend? mega lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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