Guest ezkerraldean Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Right, so I had two wanks today, and both were interrupted by phonecalls. The first phonecall was from my parents, very off-putting. The second phonecall was from the girl I was wanking over. Much more welcome, that one was. Although I did have to lie when she asked what I was up to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenton Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Delivery man turned up mid stroke for me yesterday, it was shit. Then my mum rang. I never concluded the wank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Right, so I had two wanks today, and both were interrupted by phonecalls. The first phonecall was from my parents, very off-putting. The second phonecall was from the girl I was wanking over. Much more welcome, that one was. Although I did have to lie when she asked what I was up to. Should have told her, "about 5.5 inches!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Right, so I had two wanks today, and both were interrupted by phonecalls. The first phonecall was from my parents, very off-putting. The second phonecall was from the girl I was wanking over. Much more welcome, that one was. Although I did have to lie when she asked what I was up to. Should have told her, "12.5 inches!" fixt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Right, so I had two wanks today, and both were interrupted by phonecalls. The first phonecall was from my parents, very off-putting. The second phonecall was from the girl I was wanking over. Much more welcome, that one was. Although I did have to lie when she asked what I was up to. Should have told her, "12.5 inches!" fixt And how would you know that? :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Right, so I had two wanks today, and both were interrupted by phonecalls. The first phonecall was from my parents, very off-putting. The second phonecall was from the girl I was wanking over. Much more welcome, that one was. Although I did have to lie when she asked what I was up to. Should have told her, "12.5 inches!" fixt And how would you know that? :angry: i got mind control over ezkerraldean. he be like shut the fuck up. i be quiet! but when he leave, i be talkin' again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian trageskin Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 *interrupts wank* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkaholic Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Although I did have to lie when she asked what I was up to. you told her you were wanking over your mum and not her? reminds me of that sketch from that not okayish show where two old friends bump into each other and he goes "fancy bumping into you! i was actually gonna have a wank over you when i get home! now i know what you look like these days" or something like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 i only wank stood up these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 i got a phonecall from the girl i was wanking over once and i finished myself off it was great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 sometimes i interrupt my own wanks, it's so erotic you wouldn't believe. Try this if you are curious: if you have a DAW (cubase etc) move the cursor or whatever to around 5-8 minutes and start recording your voice. Say something like "Oh! I'm sorry, i didn't know you would be in here. What's that youre doing? Why are your pants unfastened? ...... Maybe you would like a hand with that..... ooooohh that's a nice dick you've got there *insert your own name here* I hope i haven't embarrassed you.... shoot your load onto your own stomach, please us both! I live for your glue. We are one... and so forth This way you can just start your track running when you begin the session and about 8 minutes in ,you can give yourself a helping hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 sometimes i interrupt my own wanks, it's so erotic you wouldn't believe. Try this if you are curious: if you have a DAW (cubase etc) move the cursor or whatever to around 5-8 minutes and start recording your voice. Say something like "Oh! I'm sorry, i didn't know you would be in here. What's that youre doing? Why are your pants unfastened? ...... Maybe you would like a hand with that..... ooooohh that's a nice dick you've got there *insert your own name here* I hope i haven't embarrassed you.... shoot your load onto your own stomach, please us both! I live for your glue. We are one... and so forth This way you can just start your track running when you begin the session and about 8 minutes in ,you can give yourself a helping hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Shit, I'm going to have Flagpole Sitta stuck in my head for an hour now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 No, it's brilliant. Especially if you toss a pitch shifter into your plugin chain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 once i did a field recording in a nearby bar and added that to my track. I called it 'meating myself (late night mix)' . In this scene i was playing hard to get, and of course eventually, i get to have sex with myself. That's the beauty of this, it always ends well. Just start your wank and then let the convo flow - nothing could be more natural. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Right, so I had two wanks today, and both were interrupted by phonecalls. The first phonecall was from my parents, very off-putting. The second phonecall was from the girl I was wanking over. Much more welcome, that one was. Although I did have to lie when she asked what I was up to. Oh my lol, post this on fmylife.com or something! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 i only wank stood up these days I've only done it not standing up maybe 2 or 3 times in my life. Standing up feels better for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 it's supposed to be good for for your health, so they say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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