modey Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 ok, who's getting one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 thank god, 18 inches?? just in case your ass is out of reach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 get a grip? lol! you'd have to be quite fat to need a 18 inches extended reach, but i see there's a fat man in the ad thank god, 18 inches?? just in case your ass is out of reach indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 so, toilet paper rips, and now you have a shit-on-a-stick. awesome. true story: my old landlord wanted to invent this same thing. he was going to call it the "bum buddy". the idea was to make it easier for old people to wipe their ass. about a year later, this "comfort wipe" showed up on the market. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 bum chum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wall Bird Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Are we all so spoiled that we cannot crouch the extra foot and a half to wipe our asses? Also, I'll never be sold on this product's ease of use until I see the ad depicting someone using it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 i think we were smarter in the 1800's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AOOproductions Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 if that release button doesn't work it would be disgusting! And I can see something like that happening. You dont hear a splash when toilet paper hits the water. So you hit the release button and you think it dropped in. Little do you know your dragging a piece of shitty toilet paper up thru your legs and crotch. I thought of it cause at 28 second it looks like the toilet paper doesn't come lose but then they just go to a cut away of the toilet paper dropping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 now that i think about it. using toilet paper...is an odd practice, it is really primitive. just never thought about it, it's such a daily thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 277: 930-933 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 How is it primitive exactly? We should have evolved towards a more efficient and easier way to clean our assholes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taxman Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 is it just me or does the paper attach to the wrong side of that handle? it curves out away from your ass so it seems like you would have to reach even farther than normal. i don't get this thing at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 just as i was leaving manda's house today i went to the loo. as i gave her a kiss goodbye i put my hoodie round my waist and noticed what i thought was my belt buckle round the back of my jeans. in fact i had somehow clipped one of those bloo holders to the back of my jeans. god knows what i would have looked like if i left without noticing. :ana: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 looks shit and it wouldn't work properly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 are you supposed to go in between your legs with this thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 bidet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 I prefer to use the three shells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 I'll stick to sand paper, thank you very much :fee: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 The 'Get a Grip' is clearly a great invention, but that arse-wiper is completely retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest catacombus Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 It's for fat people who can't reach their assholes any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 I prefer to use the three shells. Goddamn, I wish they had just explained that in Demolition Man. It'll haunt me until I die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 i like to get in there with a sock and do work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 toilet paper is very primitive and this doesnt help at all, it just complicates things. I prefer the asian style water and hand technique... to be frank it is essential to get a significant amount of water involved if you really want to get your bum crack clean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 I prefer to use the three shells. Goddamn, I wish they had just explained that in Demolition Man. It'll haunt me until I die. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «http://i41.tinypic.com/1zwyzxy.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 to be frank it is essential to get a significant amount of water involved if you really want to get your bum crack clean at home i use tp first, then 3 wet wipes, then tp... on the go i use dry then wet then dry tp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ZeroHour Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 love the expression at 1:09 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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