Fred McGriff Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 i'm grilling carne asada right now and i couldnt feel manlier (i've got about 10 mins to write this so dont worry). i'm wearing a ball cap and baggy jeans and i'm grilling carne asada. the only way for me to feel manlier is to have my dick in a female orifice. so i really feel great. this is such a great feeling. because at baseline i think i'm kind of a pussy, so this is really great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 killing a man... a man who looked like me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rabid Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Well today I rolled in to sit down for a final exam, I strolled in like I couldn't give a shit and was the first one finished and out of there and i felt really manly because I couldnt give a shit. Then I went off on my bike for a few hours, it was a great day and felt great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Buckwheat honey. This honey is fucking intense. Once you try it, you'll never want that sissy regular honey again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted June 17, 2009 Author Share Posted June 17, 2009 Well today I rolled in to sit down for a final exam, I strolled in like I couldn't give a shit and was the first one finished and out of there and i felt really manly because I couldnt give a shit. Then I went off on my bike for a few hours, it was a great day and felt great. yeah dude. not giving a shit is very manly. women sit there and fucking worry about shit all the time. this is a great point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rabid Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Also if you want to feel really manly. Try surviving in the woods for a few days. Look up how to start a fire, how to identify poison ivy, how to build snares, how to gut fish etc. Bring a knife. Don't bring matches. Also, firing a rifle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 making it through things myself taking responsabilities drinking and appreciating good beer talking about vodka tastes listening to idm killed a man when it was between me and him (hypothetically) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 making a girl fall in love with you, fucking her, and fucking off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 laughing at hipsters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 pissing standing up having a beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 ignoring the phone ring as you masturbate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Ejaculating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted June 17, 2009 Author Share Posted June 17, 2009 here is me grilling (indoor albeit-- however i'm in the middle of buying a house with back yard so in a few months this photo will be supplanted by one of me with a proper grill) carne asada in a baseball cap. you can almost smell my manly BO. if you are a detailed observer you will notice there is a glass of wine in the background. that is not manly. it should be a beer. just dont worry bout that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 you don't even have a job anymore do you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Eating pita bread with hummus and vegetable soup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted June 17, 2009 Author Share Posted June 17, 2009 you don't even have a job anymore do you no but i get paid still Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 *hi five* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Eating pita bread with hummus and vegetable soup not in the slightest Unless the pita bread was stuffed with melted cheese and bacon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 *hi five* also being a stay at home husband is pretty manly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 ACtually i just put my cock in the pita bread and then my slut bitch ate it she chomped on my cock, then i killed her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 driving trucks up hills eating smokies/steak/potatoes chopping wood drinking beer wielding knives/guns washing my balls/penis in the shower shaving my manly beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandi_B Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 wine is very manly. You know how many emperors, kings, rulers, and barbarians that slaughtered endless amount of cute bunnies (and ppl too) drank wine? I think wine makes a guy seem more comfortable with not having to buy into the who guys drink beer thing ...which to me, confidence = manly. also this guy is feelin pretty manly :sick:x0~ NSFW - possible jazz » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « ps - carne asada ftw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I like answering questions about myself in the hardest mother fucker kind of way possible, then posting the questions and answers visible to all on my facebook, so those who shalt cross my path bare with them my arsenal of facts and use them to the caution of their wind when they fucking talk to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 can't forget about cooking with charcoal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Why has no one said taking a shit yet? I feel very manly when I take a shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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