Solo Strike Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Start at the bottom and work up. The whole thing conjures up a glorious image of a 40 year old man incessantly on his Blackberry drunkenly daggering with some poor girl. And getting 'blue balls' apprantely https://twitter.com/TimWestwood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 I thought he was dead and now you've shattered my dreams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 westwood is such a dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tec Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 That guy was wandering around Thornton Heath and no-one stabbed him? Incredible, that place is rough as fuck. I remember driving through there once and a car rammed with chavs sped past with sparks flying out the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 lol that was actually quite amusing. thornton heath is rough as yes - why is tim westwood at a party in thornton heath, shouldn't he be partying in mayfair or some shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 My gran lives in Thornton Heath, so I just associate it with scrabble and custard creams... but yes, it's rough as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo Strike Posted June 21, 2009 Author Share Posted June 21, 2009 Scrabble, custard creams... and the big dog!!! Awroof wroof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 this is Westwood - the voice of the club. Tonite I will be getting my spin on in a very serious way - straight ripping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 FUCKING LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jimbob Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 I don't know anything about Twitter, but he comes across as a proper dick there. wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klanty Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Westwood is pretty much the only reason to go to twitter, it's just fucking hilarity. Works best if you read it out loud in his voice. Too many classics but my personal favourite has to be "Ladies recognise that Westwood gave you the best night of your life. And when you wake up all busted realise that Westwood did that to you." (3:18 AM Jun 6th from TwitterBerry) Also worth reading for the nights when he's DJing out in the sticks somewhere and plays the same song twice or gets himself locked out of the booth because he's too busy twittering. Edit: He's 51! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo Strike Posted June 21, 2009 Author Share Posted June 21, 2009 People in this club keep sayin WHY WESTWOOD WHY. Yeah man - fuckin A5:02 PM Jun 8th from TwitterBerry Can't stop farting in the dj box - even the lightin jock has left. Now security has left. I'm here alone.3:18 PM May 27th from TwitterBerry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Moss Acid Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 http://www.ustream.tv/channel/tim-westwood-tv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jimbob Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Poor bastard :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 people still think "celebrity" twitters are real? :confused: :confused: :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 warren ellis' and stephen fry's are, and are often very good also clifford pickover - this mathematician who discovered DMT and lost it. always interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 people still think "celebrity" twitters are real? :confused: :confused: :confused: Shaq's is real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 the "durr i just dun a fart" ones tend to be fake however Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klanty Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Westwood's is blatantly not the product of a publicist. Unless his brief was "Yo, straight up make me sound like a dick THE WHOLE TIME" (booooom) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 someone at the 'VIP' department in work had to phone the big dog cos his laptop was bust, yo. they said he was exactly the same on the phone as he is on the telly/radio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Westwood's is blatantly not the product of a publicist. Unless his brief was "Yo, straight up make me sound like a dick THE WHOLE TIME" (booooom) fake doesnt mean "created by publicist" it means "anyone can make a twitter account called TimWestwood" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 analogue, listen to him on the radio, and then read his twitter and then actually tell me it fucking matters that its fake or not. both things are identical . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 he posts on beak so i don't see why he can't have a twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Guys, its Tim Westwood, this really isn't worth debating over, I mean, really, it isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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