Guest Mr Salads Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 We come out of this void, this darkness. This goo. We crawl around a bit. We experience things. We feel things from those experiences. Egos are relevant to making it happen. We go back into the darkness and give back our ego. And that's all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Hate, let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of wafer thin printed circuits that fill my complex. If the word hate was engraved on every nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 what's everyone favorite salad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Waldorf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Hey I got a free cookie at the bank today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 We come out of this void, this darkness. This goo. We crawl around a bit. We experience things. We feel things from those experiences. Egos are relevant to making it happen. We go back into the darkness and give back our ego. And that's all. Is that you Salvatorin?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hautlle Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Well today I have been working. I work at a hospital and you know how everyone complains about hospital food? Well I think the food here is rpetty decent and I get a nice discount so I can usually grub for like $2/lunch. well today they had an "asian bar" comprised of general tso's chicken, fried rice, sweet and sour chicken and the likes... Well, both the gen. tso's and S&S chicken were just chicken nuggets covered in the appropriate sauce. Upon seeing this I was sent into an internal strife I have never known the likes of. Do I just ball up and try some S&S chicken nuggets? FUCK YES my ego screamed! So I did, and was rewarded w/ a tasts explosion that took me straight to the eastern shores of China, Japan, and Laos. As these sweet and savory sauce covered nuggets touched my taste buds I moaned in ecstasy. What genious could have possibly come up with this concoction I asked myself, I must know him! Unfortunately I still can't figure out which dredlocked kitchen steward came up with this amazing blend of east meets west.... FRIDAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Well today I have been working. I work at a hospital and you know how everyone complains about hospital food? Well I think the food here is rpetty decent and I get a nice discount so I can usually grub for like $2/lunch. well today they had an "asian bar" comprised of general tso's chicken, fried rice, sweet and sour chicken and the likes... Well, both the gen. tso's and S&S chicken were just chicken nuggets covered in the appropriate sauce. Upon seeing this I was sent into an internal strife I have never known the likes of. Do I just ball up and try some S&S chicken nuggets? FUCK YES my ego screamed! So I did, and was rewarded w/ a tasts explosion that took me straight to the eastern shores of China, Japan, and Laos. As these sweet and savory sauce covered nuggets touched my taste buds I moaned in ecstasy. What genious could have possibly come up with this concoction I asked myself, I must know him! Unfortunately I still can't figure out which dredlocked kitchen steward came up with this amazing blend of east meets west.... FRIDAY Now that's what I'm talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 A thought, So I am sitting here, in my chair typing these words that reflect my thoughts... I could talk about pretty much anything, and as it appears now I am talking about talking about, so this is really becoming a very big waste of time and I am sure if you are reading these words that reflect my thoughts you'd think "wow do these words suck." And yeah they do, I can agree with you there. I know that they are so terrible that I am not even going to bother reading this post ever again after typing it because hearing it once was bad enough! Am I continuing out of hope that maybe this post that serves no purpose other then to drift into darkness into the depths of the universe never ever read, seen, or printed again... lost and as I leave this earth, leave this body, I myself will forgot these words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest petr Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 ""a pack of wild dogs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Sensi Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Budakhan Mindfart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 All my friends are out of town so i don't have anything to do this weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 brown people say you're wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 is this like a fact you lose your ego at death? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 is this like a fact you lose your ego at death? Think of it as a math equation; work backwards. Do you always have it when you're a baby? Not really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 *places lego on ego, waits* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 somewhere over the atlantic. i've spent the last nineteen years learning how to be doogie howser m.d. now it's time to learn how to be just doogie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 From now on, I'm gonna spend the entire week thinking of something philosophical to post on Fridays. I may or may not do this for a long period of time. It should be easy though, I spend a lot of time thinking about this kind of stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbjNNrO8CeM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 I sit here typing and I wonder about whether these words are stained with the blood of thousands of chillish monks in a scatheap rarely before seen outside of this plethora of indifferent Chinese waiters. I mince my words and vanish wholeheartedly into the flames of deviance, forever littered and forever known to none as the one with plans never before seen. This can't simply be the combination of both my increasingly sized dick, shot through arrows of bread on an "arrow encrusted journey to the tastiest toast of all time," but instead should be perceived as an incandescent lightbulb fluttering ever so pathetically on the top of our cum stained ceiling: the jailhouse of a bone-thug I hope to never meet. For if I were to never have to deal with anybody for my entire life, it would certainly be said bone-thug in the moonlit night against a pale white wall and a shadowy rigponch at that. For I do say a good rigponch can add a nice touch to the room. "Doth not on a moonlit night my scathed woman! Allow me to present thee with this rigponch! I declare you my cousin to wed!" The woman hails the monstrosity with a flick of her wrists and a snout to the sky. "Rigponch dost not entertain my fancy!" The scribbling gesture mocks my loins, flinching eyelids for an eternity and a plummet into the recesses of abandon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 *places lego on ego, waits* I read this as places lego on Tom. Waits. I totes read this as places lego on Tom Waits man. Dude, I read this a places lego on Tom Waits. Weird ; ) Scram kid, I read that as places lego on Tom, Waits. Beat it you fucking guy, I totally read that as places lego on Tom Waits. Unbelievable shit. Holy shit! I read that as places lego on Tom Waits! Jesus fucking Christ. NO. FUCK. I READ THAT AS PLACES LEGO ON TOM WAITS. WHAT THE FUCK. DUDE. NO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 The Vamos Scorcho Fragments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rabid Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 I look vamos scorcho in the eyes and softly tell him in my most seductive voice, "take it off. take it all off." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Its Groundhog day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 what's everyone favorite salad? Tossed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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