six Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 The only funny Twitter page I've come across so far. I aspire to be this man. http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 ""Don't touch the bacon, it's not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and i'll let you handle..what ever it is you do. I guess nothing."" lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EleminoP Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Dads are funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 mine isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FortyTwo Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 lawl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 "The dog is an outside dog. You want an inside dog, you go get your own inside." :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 lol. is there a way you can see older posts? i don't want to sign up for that piece of shit twitter bullshit faggotblog time i hate it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 dudes 28 and still lives with his dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandi_B Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 mine isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 "It's watering plants, Justin. You just take a God damned hose and you put it over the plant. You don't even pay rent, just do it. Shit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest olson Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 yeah this is the only twitter feed i've ever seen that i would be interested in following if i had a twitter account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firefunker4 Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Pure genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
six Posted August 25, 2009 Author Share Posted August 25, 2009 I feel like this is already how I talk. "If your brother comes by, tell him I'm on vacation. I already told him that, but who knows with that guy. Are you listening to me? Fuck." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 dudes 28 and still lives with his dad Because nobody's unemployed and struggling in this recessive economy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 His dad is also 73. He probably needs help. People are assholes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 "just ask us, you don't have to be shy around here...dumbass." lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
six Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 Me: "I want ______real bad!" Dad: "Do you know what T.S. stands for?" *I knew it meant "tough shit" and it was time to move on* Haha, my dad had one similar to this whenever I didn't get my way. "As the Russians say 'Tough-ski Shit-ski'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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