Guest Adjective Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 who is leading the celebrity dead pool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 that sucks. I don't really know enough about the whole drunken car-crash thing to make me hate the guy, I always kind of liked him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 according to wikipedia: "Death Kennedy faked his death late Tuesday night in an effort to pass universal healthcare on August 25, 2009 at his home in Hyannisport, Massachusetts." EDIT: dammit, somebody already changed it. that was fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady kakapo Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 My understanding is that he went off to shag an intern/aide while drunk, crashed into a river, ran off without trying to get help, she drowned, over the next day he made various bungled attempts to cover it up until the body was dredged up. Got a suspended sentence for leaving the scene of an accident and then spent the next 40 years attempting to redeem himself/still drunk while tacitly supporting republican terrorism in NI. So that's drunk driving, manslaughter and perjury. And although the exact nature of his support for Irish republicanism is controversial, if he had had a beard and had chanted durka durka durka instead of being a bogbrained murphy drunkard, he would have been tortured and his family killed by a hellfire down the chimney. Yay America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 or he got set up and deliberately discredited to stop him running against tricky dick for the presidency because 3 assassinations would have looked a bit suss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 My understanding is that he went off to shag an intern/aide while drunk, crashed into a river, ran off without trying to get help, she drowned, over the next day he made various bungled attempts to cover it up until the body was dredged up. Got a suspended sentence for leaving the scene of an accident and then spent the next 40 years attempting to redeem himself/still drunk while tacitly supporting republican terrorism in NI. So that's drunk driving, manslaughter and perjury. And although the exact nature of his support for Irish republicanism is controversial, if he had had a beard and had chanted durka durka durka instead of being a bogbrained murphy drunkard, he would have been tortured and his family killed by a hellfire down the chimney. Yay America. fucking lol. thanks for shattering my illusions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Finally... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Moss Acid Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 i thought it said tyler kennedy. nm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 The news had me remembering this song today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EDGEY Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 My understanding is that he went off to shag an intern/aide while drunk, crashed into a river, ran off without trying to get help, she drowned, over the next day he made various bungled attempts to cover it up until the body was dredged up. Got a suspended sentence for leaving the scene of an accident and then spent the next 40 years attempting to redeem himself/still drunk Excellent. Of course, now we will rewrite history, prop a halo on his head, and talk about all the good he's done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 My understanding is that he went off to shag an intern/aide while drunk, crashed into a river, ran off without trying to get help, she drowned, over the next day he made various bungled attempts to cover it up until the body was dredged up. Got a suspended sentence for leaving the scene of an accident and then spent the next 40 years attempting to redeem himself/still drunk Excellent. Of course, now we will rewrite history, prop a halo on his head, and talk about all the good he's done. That's the routine. Never much cared for him, but he did actually work hard up until his death, unlike Thurmond and Byrd, the only two senators to stay in office longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Al Hounos Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 i'm sure none of you have done anything wrong, ever. he was THE voice of american progressivism for decades, and i'm not sure anyone will step up to fill his shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 i'm sure none of you have done anything wrong, ever. If you mean "never killed anyone, tried to cover it up, and escaped prosecution due to money and family connections", I'm pretty sure you're right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 i'm sure none of you have done anything wrong, ever. If you mean "never killed anyone, tried to cover it up, and escaped prosecution due to money and family connections", I'm pretty sure you're right. lol, I never heard he did that. Fucked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EDGEY Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 i'm sure none of you have done anything wrong, ever. If you mean "never killed anyone, tried to cover it up, and escaped prosecution due to money and family connections", I'm pretty sure you're right. ^ this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 *imitates Kennedy accent* *sounds like Martin Sheen in "The Departed"* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/TedKennedy/story?id=6692022 Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 curious what Capsaicin has to say on this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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