Bubba69 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 i think a lot of them eat organic-based food...that shit always gave me the worst shits and gas ever. i would hardly imagine consumption of organic food has any correlation whatsoever to flatulence. Completely unrelated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 beans and soy make for gassy boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tht tne Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 my mom's uterus is really big Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 if you suck my dick you will live forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Centipedes in your vagina? It's more likely than you think. Lol. Well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptowndevil Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 i've heard rumors that my school adds laxatives to the food in order to prevent food poisoning may or may not be true, i do tend to get the shits whenever i eat there though we had the same rumors when i was in school. i'm pretty sure they were true but the food was SPECTACULAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 It's nice that you thought it was laxative and not just that the people preparing the food had poofingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 No more than 65% of all Calamari served in restaurants is, in reality, human foreskin. You can make Jello out of your fingernails and toenails. When a mosquito bites you, it's really impregnating you with larvae that crawl through your bloodstream, attach to your brain stem, and make you gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 we don't know ourselves very well, but that doesn't stop us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest viscosity Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 exactly, or rather we know ourselves too well. and that is what stops us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 If you eat raw cookie dough then you get salmonella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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