keltoi Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 handjobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Al Hounos Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 *jots it down* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted October 14, 2009 Author Share Posted October 14, 2009 surprised watmm isn't all over this trying out the tutorials on themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pylonbitch Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 emailed the link to mah burd. *waits* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 The Shocker.Some guys might like a little bit of a finger in the bum. If you wonder if your guy would, just put a finger in that area and see if he protests, if doesn't lube up a finger and push it upward and toward the spot behind his penis. There is a gland in there called the prostate. If you massage it, he'll go nuts. People call this the shocker because you have to spring it on him unannounced. You can't ask a guy if he wants a finger stuck up his bum. He will think he is gay if he says yes, so don't ask him, just take your finger and knock on his back door. hell yeah im going to try this on myself, don't tell me though or it will ruin the surprise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 The only think I got out of this is I want a handjob off keltoi. thing* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 The Shocker.Some guys might like a little bit of a finger in the bum. If you wonder if your guy would, just put a finger in that area and see if he protests, if doesn't lube up a finger and push it upward and toward the spot behind his penis. There is a gland in there called the prostate. If you massage it, he'll go nuts. People call this the shocker because you have to spring it on him unannounced. You can't ask a guy if he wants a finger stuck up his bum. He will think he is gay if he says yes, so don't ask him, just take your finger and knock on his back door. hell yeah im going to try this on myself, don't tell me though or it will ruin the surprise apparently you cum stupid hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted October 15, 2009 Author Share Posted October 15, 2009 The only think I got out of this is I want a handjob off keltoi. thing* i AM good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 This site is incredibly arousing despite the lack of any pornographic imagery. Its like SFW porn The Shocker.Some guys might like a little bit of a finger in the bum. If you wonder if your guy would, just put a finger in that area and see if he protests, if doesn't lube up a finger and push it upward and toward the spot behind his penis. There is a gland in there called the prostate. If you massage it, he'll go nuts. People call this the shocker because you have to spring it on him unannounced. You can't ask a guy if he wants a finger stuck up his bum. He will think he is gay if he says yes, so don't ask him, just take your finger and knock on his back door. hell yeah im going to try this on myself, don't tell me though or it will ruin the surprise lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 i prefer good clean christian masturbation with only the tips index finger and thumb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 does "2 Handed Slammer" sound scary to anyone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Fleshlight FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Fleshlight FTW Have you so much as even given keltoi a chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Fleshlight FTW Have you so much as even given keltoi a chance? Nope, Fleshlights, or those Japanese Egg things. I bet those feel great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Woah what? Japanese eggs? Surely they cannot be better than those Japanese women that can bring a man to orgasm, by sitting on him but not moving, and they massage the muscles in their virgina. Jesus though that must take some fucking practice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Lol, that is amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted October 15, 2009 Author Share Posted October 15, 2009 shit i made that egg thread too. i seem to have a theme going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 tenga egg ear muffs also he has a wall mounted TR707 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest margaret thatcher Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 just stick yr cock in the nearest cunt. if it's good enough for cavemen and bonobos, it's good enough for thatch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 lol^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest margaret thatcher Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 haha yeah very funny. p.s. is yr sig from a soundgarden music video? it's been bugging me for a while now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 yep. it's the telly from black hole sun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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