impakt Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 I tried to take a shit on thursday and it was like getting fisted by a big black man. So I got really drunk last night and this morning it all came out. I've never shit in so much quantity, I had to double flush before I could start wiping - it was awesome. Now I feel great! 10/10! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Some plums would take care of that, then this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dietary_fiber and water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Congs impakt, it's a great feeling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chax Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 you dont have enough fiber in your diet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uelogy Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 I tried to take a shit on thursday and it was like getting fisted by a big black man. So I got really drunk last night and this morning it all came out. I've never shit in so much quantity, I had to double flush before I could start wiping - it was awesome. Now I feel great! 10/10! Totally, been there. Was hell. 2 weeks - when it finally decided to fuck off, it all came out and ended up looking like a cast/mould of my intestines, at first i thought i had actually shat my guts out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uelogy Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 oh and people making suggestions for things that help, like fibre and plums prunes etc, sometimes its so fucked your beyond help and are just waiting hoping it will clear out - waiting, untill you decided its time to go to the hospital... thankfully for those in this post it didnt come to that - however it can be quite serious if you dont shit. I ate so much plums and prunes etc to hope in doing the right thing and it didn't work, in heinsight i should have gotten it checked, but doctors and ass = nono Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Stool Softener ftw. You can also try taking a shot of olive oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 hm, usually watmmers come here when they need help, but it sounds like you resolved it yourself! way 2 go! 10/10, definitely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JW Modestburns Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Sounds like everything is under control round here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Moss Acid Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 I once ruined the toilet in Riga airport with a constipation shit. felt good man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Constipation has never really been a problem for me, I tend to have super strength abdominal muscles and have always been able to push it out. At times though, when it has been pushed out, it really has been a large hard dry lump and has definetly felt like a black man pulling his fist out of my ass, I should know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Your username is an unintentional lol in relation to the topic title Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ivan Lennovitz Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I tried to take a shit on thursday and it was like getting fisted by a big black man. So I got really drunk last night and this morning it all came out. I've never shit in so much quantity, I had to double flush before I could start wiping - it was awesome. Now I feel great! 10/10! Quality over quantity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted December 1, 2009 Author Share Posted December 1, 2009 Quality over quantity. Indeed, but this had both! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Your username is an unintentional lol in relation to the topic title his colon was impakted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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