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leaving a turdsnake on your boss's chair


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pros: you can film it (with macro zoom on his arse as it squishes the turd like a warm, wet 'fuck you') with a good enough camera.

you could stick it on youtube or apply for an arts scholarship on the back of it.

 

cons: you'll get sacked. if your camera isn't up to it, your art film could be disappointing.

also recession + arts degree = burger king.

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Guest Ivan Lennovitz

Pro: The turdsnake might bite your boss’s butt, injecting its lethal chocolatey venom into his rosy cheeks and leaving him lieing in his office transfixed until his venes are clogged with faeces, which send him into cardiac arrest.

 

Con: Your boss might grab your neck and rub your face into your own mess like the stupid dog that you are. Bad boy

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