Guest Fishtank Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 from: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6560971/Man-uses-remote-to-control-his-bionic-bottom.html Mr Galvin suffered massive internal injuries and had to be fitted with a colostomy bag until surgeons at the Royal London Hospital could perform the complex operation to rebuild his bottom. The medical team took a muscle from above his knee, wrapped it around his sphincter, and then attached electrodes to the nerves. These are now operated by a palm-sized remote control that he carries in his pocket. “It’s like a chubby little mobile phone,” he said. “You switch it on and off, just like switching on the TV. yes, no more constipation ...I search'd and no one posted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rightsidedrive Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Quintessential watmm topic right here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ivan Lennovitz Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 “The operation changed my life and gave me back my pride and confidence. Because of the remote control I can lead a normal life again.” LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Remote control anus with two channels: Hold It, and Bowel Movement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 technobum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 ELIMINATOR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ivan Lennovitz Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Gogo gadget defecate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 lol, no words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 yair totally ;-] .. they should miniaturize the gadget to smaller than a mobile phone though .. to more the the size of a garage or car door opener ... "Baby your arse is so tight." "hang on love, BEEP Bip" "Now it's flashing at me! Is that right." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 technobum arsetronica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest countchocula Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 How funny would it be if this guy was your mate and every time you had a mash up and he passed out you flipped the switch to make him shit his briefs....... not very funny, I am an asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Whole new territory for hackers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 "hehehe got your remote" "now give that back you silly hoolig- *burrrrffff splat*" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnix Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 "hehehe got your remote" "now give that back you silly hoolig- *burrrrffff splat*" lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 d-pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 one remote you don't want to lose to a couch cushion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 haha, I know of a few people including myself whom it would benefit to be able to switch ones bum on and off. I wonder if Mel Gibson has an electroid rear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 best thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 what if you modified it to fire at like 200 mph? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Oh lol, this is great news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 "CHANGE THE CHANNEL" burrrlappp "WRONG REMOTE ASSHOLE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 lololo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ivan Lennovitz Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 *joke including remote control, resulting in man pooping uncontrollably* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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