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Two brothers living in a cave become instant billionaires


Rubin Farr

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s. While some folks who come into obscene amounts of money might buy a plane, throw a party, or commission large oil paintings of themselves, Geza Peladi has a more modest goal. He would like a "normal life" and to find a woman to share his fortune with.

 

 

* lesson number one, get american citizenship and learn what a prenup is before you follow your dreams of marriage.

 

I should be his life coach, for a small retainer(plus expenses) of course.

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the two cave-brothers earned money by gathering scrap metal and selling candy they found on the street

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jus sellin candy; gettin money!

 

'excuse me, would you like to buy some candy? i found it on the street, you know!'

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the two cave-brothers earned money by gathering scrap metal and selling candy they found on the street

:unsure:

 

jus sellin candy; gettin money!

 

'excuse me, would you like to buy some candy? i found it on the street, you know!'

 

why yes we do take cheques! Please make it out to Street Candy Bros Inc., 959 Candy St. Apartment: Cave

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It'll all be fun and games until someone finds the rotted corpses of missing underage hookers in a pile at the back of said cave.

 

:rhubear1: --------------------------- :rhubear1:

:rhubear2:~ "Want some candeh"~ :rhubear2:

:rhubear3: --------------------------- :rhubear3:

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Apparently they've got their eyes on a luxury cave in the swiss alps, it has 3 tennis courts and a flintstones style car that picks them up in the morning and takes them hunting

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Apparently they've got their eyes on a luxury cave in the swiss alps, it has 3 tennis courts and a flintstones style car that picks them up in the morning and takes them hunting

 

I have no idea why but you fucking crack me up lol.

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